Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 12, 2020

“I go ape (orangutan) for OLM-I-am!”

(My sincere apologies to Mr. Geisel in advance.)

Tune in tomorrow for “Hop on Cop”. More zany encounters with our law enforcement folks.

To be accurate, the chair in the last frame should be a toilet.

ALM I say

for I prefer to keep it safe

I man I am of oversimplification

over social justice specification

Why is everyone so fired up about the Bureau of Land Management all of a sudden?

Dr. Scheisse.

Anyone ever notice when Trump doesn’t want to do something, like take responsibility for re-opening parts of the economy, he puts it on the governors (especially if they’re Democrats) but when he wants to act (emphasis on “act”) tough he’s going to step in, illegally, and use our military on our citizens? The Mayor is right, his bunker needs more inspecting, a task he’s minimally qualified for.

Brutal but true!

The Orange Buffoon has the same maturity and mentality as the Doctor’s target audience.

We have ALL the best comics…like, there’s no better comics then what we have…like all the best…especially this one…

What about Fox? Is it still in the ‘box’?

When the tweetled beetle fights its a tweeted beetle battle…

This is really well done. Kudos, Ruben.

Would you dump him, if you could? I would dump him in a wood.

I wonder what the Lorax thinks about this?

“One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish Must Squish”

The Second Amendment was a gift from the almighty but the First Amendment is a non starter. We need to get Barr on this right away…

Nice nod to Dr. Seuss, who wrote “Green Eggs And Ham” as part of a bet. Someone once challenged Mr. Geisel (who sometimes wrote under the pseudonym of “Theo. LeSieg,” the surname of which is Geisel backwards) that he couldn’t write a book using only 50 different words or fewer.

Don’t you love our soldier boys?

Look at all their shiny toys!

Look at all the holes they make

When peaceful folk our fire do take

Notice, how, when we’re around

We leave folks bleeding on the ground?

Don’t you LOVE our soldier boys?

It’s YOUR dough pays for their toys!

Great artwork, Ruben.

A “bunker” is someone who “bunks”.

And Trump certainly does not DEbunk.

Citizens may certainly peacefully protest here and there, but Domestic Terrorist organization ANTIFA should not destroy private and public property anywhere..

I remember Trevor Noah’s version from 2017 that became a meme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-Gx23vH0CE