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“Rrrrrribs! Dripping with sauce!” — Sparks, Sealab 2021, “Chickmate”
We’ll be the richest corpses in the universe!
Now draw a guillotine, Don-Don. Your head will fall into a basket before it wears a crown.
One Reason Why I Don’t Have A Cell Phone Or Whatever You Kids Call Them These Days Shut Up Get Off My Lawn
Wait, it gets better. https://twitter.com/xor/status/1171963360100773888 “We’re not rounding people up or anything YET.” “YET.”
Whoops, almost forgot: #PABOTUS
There is no tragedy God Emperor Puppet Sharpie won’t use to remind us that he is a monster who thinks himself a diety.
As long as there’s strong enough rope, it will not matter.
And now Puppet Sharpie has blurted out that he secretly invited the leadership of the Taliban to American soil for negotiations, only to cancel when they went right ahead and blew up a bunch of people.
He had a very different opinion about such negotiations when That Black Guy was in charge, I tell you what. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/157918533655871488
Very excellent point about distraction. One of the things God Emperor Puppet Sharpie is diverting attention from is the way he’s personally profiting off military air traffic. Via Politico:
“In early Spring of this year, an Air National Guard crew made a routine trip from the U.S. to Kuwait to deliver supplies. What wasn’t routine was where the crew stopped along the way: President Donald Trump’s Turnberry resort, about 50 miles outside Glasgow, Scotland.
“Since April, the House Oversight Committee has been investigating why the crew on the C-17 military transport plane made the unusual stay — both en route to the Middle East and on the way back — at the luxury waterside resort, according to several people familiar with the incident. But they have yet to receive any answers from the Pentagon.
“The inquiry is part of a broader, previously unreported probe into U.S. military expenditures at and around the Trump property in Scotland. According to a letter the panel sent to the Pentagon in June, the military has spent $11 million on fuel at the Prestwick Airport — the closest airport to Trump Turnberry — since October 2017, fuel that would be cheaper if purchased at a U.S. military base. The letter also cites a Guardian report that the airport provided cut-rate rooms and free rounds of golf at Turnberry for U.S. military members.”