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Perfect “presidential” pout-posing. Just pray the puddle isn’t piddle.
No worries—as soon as she hears Phoebe accepted the challenge she’ll demand another shot.
…as long as he’s a Republican. Right? Well, no worries—his arresting officers will be VERY civil.
Unicorn fought the law, and the unicorn won.
Phoebe clearly disagrees.
I know, right? The hands are way too big and he’s speaking coherently.
“Just give me extra-Constitutional and self-pardoning powers and let me launch it at Mexico City!” “No, sir, you won’t be killing anyone with it, you’ll be saving humanity itself.” “Psh. Hard pass, then.”
Indeed, rightw*nkers didn’t make half as much of a fuss about this as you did about tan suits and arugula. Why is that?
It’s almost as it you deliberately divorced the presidency from border agents at the time, only to turn around now and disingenuously suggest Obama was personally gassing families in order to justify Trump’s ongoing hysterics and well-publicized authorization of force. Huh.
Still waiting for Insannity to fulfill his brave waterboarding pledge…
“It’s a nice day, for November.” I love that line so much I’m tempted to propose to it.