Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 27, 2020

She just needs to chill.

A truck and a refrigerator walk into a bar…

I think the car should have been saying that, not the fridge.

’Fridge is always saying chilling thoughts like that.

I don’t think their relationship would ever work out. She would always be tied down in the bed of the truck. She wouldn’t like that.

The real problem is that the fridge is always running!

The fridge might not want to be moved by this romance, but I am.

He thought she’d be an easy pickup, but she’s cold as ice!!!

She’s so cold.

 

Car: “But… but… I thought you liked being on top…”

That Carl. He’s kind of a kinky guy.

Well dear, way to Dodge the issue. That’s ok…you’re too upright anyway. Um, Where’s your sister, the chest freezer?

After that Carl just drove off into the night!

I suppose the fridge is just not into that kinky stuff

imagine their children-reefer trucks…

What about lashed?

He needs to work on his pickup line

That is not cool.

She’s electric, he felt a real spark. He was shocked by her refusal. She knew that under that hood, he was ICE.

Looks like the fridge just dodged getting Rammed.

Vroooom vroooom…..shes as cold as ice…..

This would work better if you replaced the fridge with a mattress.

She’s so frigid.

Ironically the only way she can keep running is to stay plugged in in one place.

???

I need to be with someone where there’s electricity.

Trucks always were partial to grills…