Peanuts by Charles Schulz for July 22, 2020

brilliant deduction, Lucy, but are you ugly just once every four years on a certain day when the year has 366 days??

And her humility has grown even larger than that!

That’s not saying much for people that think their beautiful.

A legend in her own mind.

Sure you’re beautiful outside Lucy, but you’re ugly as sin on the inside!

If you live your life one day at a time, like people usually do, that means you become “one time (1x)” beautiful with each passing day!

Imagine Lucy and Calvin getting married. shudder

Narcissus, your modern American name is Lucy Van Pelt!

We all know a more modern real version of that.

Also 365 times more deluded.

By the time you turn 18, you’ll be 6,570 times more beautiful than you were as a baby

Lucy, don’t expect Schroeder to play “My Girl” on his piano.

Fake math!

But Lucy, you grow more beautiful exponentially. That means that you’re, uh,… Well, you do the math.

Nope that’s just how big your head is getting…

Of course, she’s got to remember that the downhill version of that is why plastic surgeons stay in business!

Since you’re so beautiful Lucy, why not go out and find a big fat juicy toad to kiss, and see if it turns into your Prince Charming ….

My mom had an expression, “Self Praise Stinks.”

If you have to tell everyone how great you are, you probably aren’t.

WOW yourself.

A millihelen is a face that could launch one ship.

What is a millilucy?

Wait till she gets to be middle aged and begins using cosmetic surgery.

There’s a difference between “quantity is x bigger” and “quantity is x times bigger”. If something increases by x, 365 times, then it will be 365x bigger. If a quantity gets x times bigger, 365 times, then it gets x^365 times bigger. It’s a huge difference. Need to bone up on your math before you make those kind of claims, Lucy.

What color is the sky in Lucy’s world?

Lucy Van Pelt’s daily beauty briefing…..

You look exactly the same.

It means that Lucy has a big ego. Wow!

hang in there Schroeder, substance over style will win out in the end…

We had a friend who would say, “I can’t wait till tomorrow, because I get better looking everyday”.

Then again, zero multiplied by anything is still zero. Just saying.

365 times more louder as well.

I think she needs help with her math (at the very least)

In your dreams, Lucy!!

In the next panel, Lucy dumps Schroeder for Lucy…

She’s probably 365 times LOUDER than last year!

A mathematician she ain’t.

But 365 times more annoying

And three hundred and sixty five times more cockier I would say

No, Lucy. You’re worse at self-evaluation and certainly worse at math.

She does, shes VP of software company over at Working Daze, go take a look.

What color is the sky in your world, Lucy?

What was that Nipsey Russel poem? Beauty is skin deep but ugly is to the core. Something like that. Certainly fits her personality.

A legend in her own mind… :-)

I don’t think her math tracks