Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 06, 2020

A submersible Pequod and a flying whale?

“So when is the narrator gonna tell me his name?”

Get the DVD.

Glad I’ve never had reader’s block.

He has managed to read about half of it. Don’t ask me how.

Call me, Ishmael.

This is a good book a true classic, a little slow though unless you are interested in learning about the whale industry. While reading Moby Dick I found out where the phrase “Cut to the chase” came from, it’s the name of the last chapter of the book and I kinda wish that’s where I started.

Trumpov reading the Bible.

The liquor isn’t helping with his comprehension….hiccup

Sometimes I get so tired I read something several times before I realized that I read it several times and didn’t understand a word of it.

Moby Dislexic…

I used to read books upside-down on the school bus mainly to drive the other kids nuts. They’d accusing me of just holding it so I’d start reading out loud and could still read faster than many of them reading it the “normal” way.

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Dick Moby is a whole nuther story.

Before I read the story, I thought Moby Dick was a venereal disease.

He’s qualified to be POTUS!

Call him Double-yew.

I think this Guy must have spent most of His time since a Kid in a “Cell Block” and doesn’t know the difference, just trying to Look Intelligent, a " Poser". :-}

Does anyone remember Professor Backwards?

Shouldnt this be Finnegan’s Wake?

I read it right side up and could not get past page 3.

Why is the title on that side? Is the book in Hebrew?

Or the Orange Menace holding up a Bible…..

Upside-down! Same way you know who held that Book he doesn’t read in front of that place he never goes.

Honestly, that book is just as good upside down. I had to force myself to read that “classic.”

It’s a book? Wow! I always thought it was a social disease.

Why is the title and author’s name on the back cover of the book?

I know quite a few people, some of them even smart, who basically just don’t read: If they want information they ask you or go to YouTube, and if they want entertainment, they do something like Netflix. Amazing.