Recent Comments

1. about 5 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Based on some people I know, if man is created in God’s image, God must be a goofy looking son of a gun.

2. 1 day ago on Last Kiss

   All the girls at my High School were bisexual. If I mentioned sex, they said “Bye.”

3. 1 day ago on Drabble

   You have to be smarter than the phone.

4. 4 days ago on Andy Capp

   Alcohol-free beer is like making love in a canoe. It’s f***ing near water.

5. 4 days ago on Andy Capp

   “A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”

   As explained by Cliff Clavin to Norm Peterson on Cheers.

6. 5 days ago on Wizard of Id

   But Li’l Abner got the last job as a mattress tester.

7. 5 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   That should still be the punishment for cruelty to animals.

8. 5 days ago on Pot-Shots

   Mosquitoes, proof there was no “Intelligent Design” to the Universe. Of course, you could say the same thing about the French.

9. 5 days ago on Ben

   Got anything in the bacon family?

10. 5 days ago on B.C.

    Contradictory terms – jumbo shrimp, military intelligence, Congressional ethics, journalistic integrity, liberal tolerance, Republican leadership.