Or at least her cousin.
To paraphrase Ronald Reagan, It isn’t so much that teachers are ignorant. It’s just that they know so many things that aren’t so.
There ought to be something believable in them.
If Jeremy Taylor’s car is like my wife’s car, there were only 5,000 or so sauce packets.
And that’s how women end up with half your stuff.
3 left-handed cops. What are the odds?
There, I just fixed one now. There, I just fixed another one.
But I wouldn’t be surprised if some government school teachers were teaching it exactly that way.
When I was in the Navy, I once found a cockroach in my food. Once, I found half a cockroach in my food.
In light of the rising frequency of human – grizzly bear conflicts, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears while in the field. We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren’t expecting them. We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity. For example, outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear feces. Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear feces has little bells in it and smells like pepper.