That’s almost 30 minutes per serving.
I wish this pandemic would end and everyone would get healthy so I could go back to hating half the human race with a clear conscience.
If you’ve ever had them in your attic (or worse, your walls) you would start aiming for them.
That’s real creative writing.
A dog with one leg in a sling walked into a saloon and said “I’m a-lookin for the man who shot my Paw.”
I just wish all the Hollywood celebrities who said they would move to another country if a particular candidate was elected would keep their promises.
Pat Paulsen once suggested the military draft be based on head size. The small heads would go into the military and the fat heads would go into government.
Somebody stole my identity once. Two weeks later, he called and demanded I take it back.
Be careful what you wish for. You just may get it.
Better make it half past November.