How dare you criticize San Francisco. Name one other city that is so sophisticated they have an app to tell you where the poop on the sidewalks and streets is located.
As WC Fields said, “I don’t drink water. Fish f**k in it.”
Was there a sale at the comma store?
With apologies to Kevin Costner?
Is that a name or a promise?
I once knew a Gypsy with a glass eye and a crystal ball.
I didn’t know the Drabbles lived in Cincinnati.
Alcohol consumption in Washington DC is 4 times the national average. You didn’t think those people were sober, did you?
In what court does the plaintiff sit in the witness box while the jury announces the verdict?
Loose? I think you mean lose. Remember when cartoonists like Charles Schulz, Jim Davis, and others knew how to spell and use proper grammar?