You know you’re old when they stop asking why you don’t get married and start asking why you never got married.
I hear Bob Dylan might be getting back together again.
That is odd, usually one is smaller than the other.
He sold screen doors. He was a door-to-door door salesman.
Just goes to show, when you make something idiot-proof, nature will produce a bigger idiot.
No, this was in the 60’s, before there was a Cheech & Chong.
Sleeping outdoors is a good cure for insomnia. So is sleeping indoors.
Dali is lucky he didn’t live now, when you can deposit the check by taking a picture of it and still keep the check.
No, donate it to the Bengals, where it won’t get handled very much.
My laundry charges $1.00 to wash a shirt. Instead, I donate them to Goodwill. They wash, dry, and iron them. Then the next day, I go buy them back for 50 cents.