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1. 2 days ago on The Fusco Brothers

   When I was in high school, all the girls were bisexual. If I mentioned sex, they said “Bye.”

2. 2 days ago on Dilbert Classics

   And have more legroom.

3. 2 days ago on Bottomliners

   It’s a subliminal advertisement for a proofreader.

4. 2 days ago on Aunty Acid

   Remarrying your ex is like taking milk from the refrigerator, smelling it, saying “That’s terrible!”, then putting it back and saying “Well, maybe it will be better tomorrow.”

5. 3 days ago on Frazz

   They smell like the basement of an outhouse.

6. 5 days ago on The Flying McCoys

   So you’re not a fat head any more?

7. 7 days ago on Bottomliners

   You mean like George Wallace, Bull Connor, Lester Maddox, and other famous racist Democrats?

8. 11 days ago on F Minus

   And without causing thousands of dollars in damage on every case.

9. 12 days ago on Loose Parts

   I put mine in Amazon boxes and leave them on the front porch. Same for kitty litter.

10. 12 days ago on Herman

    Beat me by 5 minutes.