Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 18, 2020

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 4 years ago

    In other words, “Get your frickin’ own” .

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 4 years ago

    Whata Brownbeaker…

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    Superfrog  almost 4 years ago

    Unsurprisingly, the Pink Thornbill has a lot more twitter followers than the White-Capped Tit.

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    painedsmile  almost 4 years ago

    It sounds like the little red bird is fishing for compliments.

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    …That’s exactly what happened when I ran into my white cap, white tail EX at the record store…

    …so…

    …I was at the grocery wearing my mask when a woman came up to me…

    …not wearing a mask…

    …saying to me…

    …ya know that wearing a mask is a bunch of fake phooie…

    …I took off my mask…

    …got close to her…

    …coughed and sneezed on her…

    …and said,‘Pardon?’…

    …I might be going to hell for that one…

    …so I think I will decide to take it easy on the white cap, white tail…

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    The colour of your wall is pretty nice.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 4 years ago

    Something about the painted part and the brush flipped the birds on the canvass.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I’m going to fly away now.

    Don’t follow.

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    coltish1  almost 4 years ago

    Wait ’til the ruby throated sparrow shows up. He promised them both a date.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    Awwww! You don’t have to have identifiable marks to be a great tweeter…..just being honest……

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    Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Little bird come sit upon my window sill

    Sat there through the pourin’ rain

    As I watched that little bird upon my window sill

    I saw my thoughts of you go by again

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    PDawg Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    My life in a nutshell

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    gigagrouch  almost 4 years ago

    But don’t ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answer that you want me to…

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 4 years ago

    Mustard and ketchup remix ….

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    Mostly Water Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    When faced with brutal criticism, Larry usually purchased yet another gun.

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    willie_mctell  almost 4 years ago

    Story of my life.

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    6turtle9  almost 4 years ago

    It’s important to be able to say no.

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    INGSOC   almost 4 years ago

    …sigh..

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    Sisyphos  almost 4 years ago

    Why is everyone in a twit over this?

    It’s just Two Honest Birds, having an honest heart-to-heart.

    Keep it moving, folks. Nothing to see here….

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    …you see, this is was why I’m not on Twitter…

    …Frog Applause is like a box of chocolate…

    …and not a single word to look up…

    …once, in the days before cellphones, I saw so many birds landing in a large front yard, they looked like they were popping up out of the ground…

    … thank you Teresa Burritt for your wonderful Frog Applause…

    … it’s the 1st thing I read every morning…

    …even before I make my coffee…

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 4 years ago

    My mother once told me something

    And every word is true

    Don’t waste your time on a fella

    Who doesn’t love you

    He’ll only mislead you

    Only grieve you

    Don’t worry about him

    Do without him

    Because there’s too many fish in the sea

    Too many fish in the sea

    I said, there’s short ones, tall ones, fine ones, kind ones

    Too many fish in the sea

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    Sisyphos  almost 4 years ago

    Honesty is still the best policy—not stale at all even after the second day!

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    painedsmile  almost 4 years ago

    Fly away, birdies. Fly!

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