Tom Toles for April 19, 2020

Wherever he goes, he leaves a slime trail. The only thing about him that blows me away is that people seem to be attracted  to him, and do what he wants  most of the time, even though they know damn well that he’s a slug… or did before they came into his distortion field.

An insult to the noble weasel.

Call him the Incredible Dump……or Dump Man……or Agent Orange…..or POS-man (or a spelling variation PUS-man)

Trump Disciples want a ‘president’ with total and zero responsibility.

It’s the biggest step toward their goal of an oligarchy, just like Putin’s Russia.

That the resident has a cult of followers who respond mindlessly to his bizarre suicidal suggestions and commands is a much bigger problem than the resident himself. The “reverse-Lincoln” is dividing the union and turning brother against brother during a pandemic when we should be working together.

Weasel Man’s kryptonite? Just tell him the truth. He can’t speak it, and he can’t tolerate it.

His sooper power? Swimming in denial.

Pooper man, he’s full of it

It’s amazing how he’s still in office and how many duped sheep are still lapping at his A$$! Disgusting POS

I was thinking “Back in the USSR” for the Rethuglicons 2020 campaign song but I can live with “Weasel Overcome”. Either goes well with the 2020 MAGAt hats: ’Don’t Care’ and ’I’m Not Responsible’.

And THE TREASONWEASEL is back….

Maybe trump was bitten by a Flatulent Weasel? So, he’s slippery and stinky.

MAGA, Morons Against Government Accountability.

Not taking credit, but pleased to see a thing I said a couple of days ago as a Toles punchline.

Hats should read “MAGA, but if we don’t, you can’t blame me”

Weasel-Man, Weasel-Man

He can’t even create a plan.

Spins his lies, any size

Can’t you see – it’s no surprise

Look out!

Here comes the Weasel-Man.

Is he bad? Listen, bud

His corruption is now a flood.

Can he cheat on his wife?

Many times throughout his life

Hey there

There goes the Weasel-Man

In the chill of night

At the scene of his crime

Like a streak of light

Stealing all, right on time

Weasel-Man, Weasel-Man

Racist narcissist Weasel-Man

Wealth and fame

He’s adored

Screwing everyone for his hoard

To him, life is a great big screw up

Wherever there’s a screw up

You’ll find the Weasel-Man.

Isn’t that what all dictators do? Always blame others?

Hey, a lot of Germans thought Hitler was the answer, back in the day. Humans often have a problem with reality!

Republicans are acting a lot like Nazis these days. Why do you need guns and swastikas to protest a virus? Are you insane? And stop blocking hospitals you right wing jerks, ambulances can’t even get to the emergency entrance, what is wrong with you! You should be arrested.

And speaking of right wing sick puppies, can we get an accounting of the kids in the Republican Concentration Camps for Children?

Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. God is all-powerful. Draw your own conclusions.

How will history judge the President and all those that enabled his behavior? Will it judge him as a weak, scared man, an old man with a mental illness or as a greedy, unsympathetic man who wouldn’t put the interests of the country ahead of his own? What will they say about those that couldn’t help the president learn how to do his job and those that wouldn’t usher him off the stage when it became obvious that he couldn’t do his job?

Trump’s political advisers are telling him to frame his statements so that he has an “Out” in case something tries to come back to bite him.

Bottom line, he accepts all the credit but none of the blame – he’s a 73 year old fifth grade schoolyard bully!

He’s a festering boil on the anus of America

Don’t say things like that.

I LIKE Weasels.

Great cartoon, and “weasel overcome” put the icing on the cake.

Brilliant!

Wheasel Stomping Day! https://youtu.be/k76IGLi6jWI