Tom Toles for April 12, 2020

He’s a tiny little creature who’s in WAY over his head… and is too dumb to actually do anything useful to change that. And too dumb to avoid making it worse.

I saw a serious proposal yesterday that broadcasters should be required to run a chyron below any of his appearances showing a “truth measure” in real time for whatever he’s saying. Seems like a good idea to me.

Asymptomatic, to his followers, dangerous, viral idiocy.

The evil despicable man-child takes no responsibility for the deaths caused by his stupidity and amorality in part because very few rich donors to the Repugnantcans are affected. He is scum.

Wants to destroy to post office so we can’t vote by mail.

Count your blessings……Donnie could be licking you.

2016: “I alone can fix it.”

2020: “I don’t take responsibility at all.”

Il Douche can’t figure this out at all. Even though it’s no mystery to the rest of us, for him it’s a classic “W.H.O. done it”!

I look at him as the head of a massive pimple of stupid in America in desperate need of squeezing.

I believe that even Profs. Dunning and Kruger couldn’t have conceptualized an example as extreme as PяesiDuиce Very S. Geиius.

Let’s hope that’s all we catch.

Shouldn’t that be “Fart, fart, fart, fart!”??

Enough said…https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-ask-why-government-let-coronavirus-wash-over-country?

If you are STUPID ENOUGH to believe a WORD that this Fat, Festering Sack of Rancid, Oozing, Maggot Infested Dog Crap spews, then you DESERVE whatever you catch from getting too close to him!

An imitation of “How Doth the Little Busy Bee,” by Isaac Watts:

“The Trumping Bird”

How doth the bloated Trumping Bird

Enhance his plumage dour,

By spewing crass words upon all

The critics he thinks sour.

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How craftily he build his nest

Of lies and fallen facts,

And easily doth lay bad eggs

Hatched by Rush Limbaugh and Fox.

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In pecking holes in former rules

He is quite busy, too.

Devilish forces plan so much

For right-wing hands to do.

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In rambling rants and wicked deeds

His three years-plus have passed.

I pray he soon migrate elsewhere,

His rude reign stopped at last.

SICKening

A 37 year old Trump supporter explained why he’ll vote for Trump “I know he’s an idiot, but I think he wants what is right for America”.

trumps ignorance has contributed to the current COVID-19 crisis but in the big picture.. his ignorance has caused the upheaval and death of many many more (but world wide so possibly does not count).. this COVID-19 is just the icing on a very sad cake.

Don’t tell me there are no spirochetes busily at work in that lard tub.

Well, there you go. Typical Gop party hacks.

Because Trump does not have an original thought in his head (and with all of HIS deslusions, that’s a puzzlement), he very probably got his “I didn’t do it” from Bart Simpson. Which, luckily, doesn’t conflict with his marching orders from Vlad Putin……..

Nailed it.

Leave us not forget the USPS, for some unknown reason.

The ‘Whooping Ignoramus’ in the Oval Office!

Trump’s priority is always to blaming others, rather than digging in and solving problems…

Say, that’s a pretty nasty scoff you got there, fella.

The blame game

Trump trump go bump

banana fana go thump

fe fi mo dump, Trump

US’s global reputation hits rock-bottom over Trump’s coronavirus response

International relations expert warns policy failure could do lasting damage as president insults allies and undermines alliances

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/apr/12/us-global-reputation-rock-bottom-donald-trump-coronavirus?

The four pillars of deceit, and more.