Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for April 03, 2020

Translation: Some guy dips his lizard in paint.

Ravid Dush One time I popped 101 balloons in 23.68 seconds with my bare feet.

Byrophilous Peetle One time I used infrared sensors to rush at a fire source 81 miles away. Unfortunately, there was no wife.

Take care and may God bless.

Winston: the reptilian Pollock.

Someone could really cause David Rush some grief by sticking a bowling ball in the middle of those balloons.

Dog gone, that is one horny beetle!

Why would anyone want to, or even consider wasting their time & energy to pop balloons to create a time record for it? Mr Rush has too much time on his hands…oops feet.

What a total waste, Mr Rush

15 minutes could save you on paint insurance.

How fast are those beetles? At 80 miles away, I would think the fire might go out before they can get there!

David must be fun at a party. Don’t introduce him to Nena.

Beetle has a hot date, “Love is a burning thing, and it makes a fiery ring…”

Now THAT’S horny.

80 miles is about my limit too.

David’s parents are so proud, they could burst.

Let’s hope that when Beetle reaches that fire that he doesn’t make an ash of himself…

David needs to get a life and move out of the basement

That 80 mile rush is generally referred to as beetlemania.

Jimi Hendrix said it, “Let me stand next to your fire”.

Pyrophilous Beetles are the source of the song, “Light My Fire”? I thought it was the Screen Doors.

They make it seem like the beetle is going to mate with the fire. Now that is one red hot lover! ☺

Winston the Tegu Lizard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfX8mXEUYyM

Think about it. How would you go about proving that the Pyrophilous Beetle can sense a fire up to 80 miles away, and why would you even bother to try.

that beetle bring a whole new meaning to “hot sex”

The balloon thing really makes me feel better about my own life.

Do those beetles live in California? Because if they do I can imagine they’re overpopulating…

So the beetles have to be on fire to mate? Illogical Captain.

Seems to me David could use a pumice stone on those feet…