Bravely bold Sir RodneyRode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, Oh brave Sir Rodney. He was not at all afraid To be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared To be mashed into a pulp. Or to have his eyes gouged out, And his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split And his body burned away, And his limbs all hacked and mangled Brave Sir Rodney. His head smashed in And his heart cut out And his liver removed And his bowls unplugged And his nostrils raped And his bottom burnt off And his penis“That’s, that’s enough music for now lads, there’s dirty work afoot.” Brave Sir Rodney ran away. (“No!”) Bravely ran away away. (“I didn’t!”) When danger reared it’s ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. (“I never!”) Yes, brave Sir Rodney turned about And gallantly he chickened out. (“You’re lying!”) Swiftly taking to his feet, He beat a very brave retreat. Bravest of the brave, Sir Rodney!
Rodney forgot to add ‘the most terrifying!’ in regards to the battle cry request. Though his battle cry is ‘great’ (at causing the enemy to collapse into hysterical laughter)…
desvarzil about 4 years ago
Now go away or I will taunt you again!
Aussie65 about 4 years ago
silly english k-nig-it
SamuelMeasa about 4 years ago
Something may have been lost in the translation.
wiatr about 4 years ago
Stunning, just stunning!
OzarkTheHornyBuzzard about 4 years ago
Holy Grail, Batman!!!
Snivelling_Wizard about 4 years ago
Leave the silly Eeenglish knigits outa this…Hope the Huns fart in his general direction.
meg_grif about 4 years ago
Now call their door-opening request a silly thing.
VincentGoudreault about 4 years ago
He could have asked for the “greatest projectile” as well.“Fetchez la vache”
MuddyDogs Premium Member about 4 years ago
Come back here and take what’s coming to you! I’ll bite your legs off!!
brianpesci about 4 years ago
It’s only a flesh wound!
Tog about 4 years ago
And we want…….a shrubbery.
WilliamRichmond about 4 years ago
Neet!
Pony99CA about 4 years ago
I wanted to go to Castle Anthrax.
jpayne4040 about 4 years ago
Now, go attack them while they’re doubled over in laughter!
cdward about 4 years ago
Run away! Run away!
Troglodyte about 4 years ago
So the purpose of a battle cry is to make them cry – with laughter?
jagedlo about 4 years ago
Don’t know the enemy’s reaction, but it looked like it stunned Rodney’s fellow soldiers!
wolfhoundblues1 about 4 years ago
Now go away, before I taunt you a second time.
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
Unless it’s really cutting and sharp, Slinging the bull doesn’t cut it….
theincrediblebulk about 4 years ago
Bravely bold Sir RodneyRode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, Oh brave Sir Rodney. He was not at all afraid To be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared To be mashed into a pulp. Or to have his eyes gouged out, And his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split And his body burned away, And his limbs all hacked and mangled Brave Sir Rodney. His head smashed in And his heart cut out And his liver removed And his bowls unplugged And his nostrils raped And his bottom burnt off And his penis“That’s, that’s enough music for now lads, there’s dirty work afoot.” Brave Sir Rodney ran away. (“No!”) Bravely ran away away. (“I didn’t!”) When danger reared it’s ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. (“I never!”) Yes, brave Sir Rodney turned about And gallantly he chickened out. (“You’re lying!”) Swiftly taking to his feet, He beat a very brave retreat. Bravest of the brave, Sir Rodney!
catonmyshoulders about 4 years ago
OMG between the comic itself and some of the comments I can’t stop laughing. Hope the rest of my day is this good!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago
That only works if your French and someone is using a cow catapult.
Starbase00 about 4 years ago
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
charlp Premium Member about 4 years ago
100 points to Houses Parker and Hart!
SmashedHat about 4 years ago
Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
nosirrom about 4 years ago
“RUN AWAY!!!”
Amra Leo about 4 years ago
Second best: “Hey laser lips, your mama was a snowblower!”
kathleenhicks62 about 4 years ago
Elderberries? They are for jam or wine.
Michael G. about 4 years ago
Well, it’s no “Rebel Yell” …
bobbyferrel about 4 years ago
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
jkebxjunke about 4 years ago
NI!!
macmcneil49 about 4 years ago
I fart in your general direction.
ginkens001 about 4 years ago
As long as Rod speaks with a bad French accent.
cocavan11 about 4 years ago
Has Sir Rodney cribbed that battle cry from “Monty Pythom and the Holy Grail”?
WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago
That’ll put fear into those English pig-dogs!
dsatvoinde Premium Member about 4 years ago
Always look forward to the comments when a comic quotes Monty Python. :-)
Ukko wilko about 4 years ago
I prefer, “I fart in your general direction!” (Monty Python).
RabbitDad about 4 years ago
I fart in your general direction!
harbormoon about 4 years ago
“I’m French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?!”
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault about 4 years ago
Left me shaking in my boots…or would have if I wore boots.
COL Crash about 4 years ago
That sounds like something out of Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail.
I’m glad I have my Holy Hand Grenade.
Dana Lloyd about 4 years ago
I fart in your general direction.
Nick Danger about 4 years ago
That only works if you’re French (and have a farm animal catapult)
Calliope22471 about 4 years ago
Rodney forgot to add ‘the most terrifying!’ in regards to the battle cry request. Though his battle cry is ‘great’ (at causing the enemy to collapse into hysterical laughter)…
SharkNose about 4 years ago
I think that only works if you yell it with an outrageous French accent!
Mark Epple about 4 years ago
Right out of Monty Python!
NathanialEvans about 4 years ago
I don’t wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal food trough wiper
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Fools I fart in your general direction