Tom Toles for February 21, 2020

If you’ve been overcome by The Pustule’s anti-fact mental field (which I deduce from how otherwise apparently normal people act after meeting him to talk employment), then you apparently believe that your chances of further employment are made better  by taking the job. From out here in reality, that looks incredibly short-sighted if not downright dumb; but as I said: he seems to be able to mentally poison the soup some of these folks “think” with.

As the chimney sweeps sing, “with a little bit o’ luck”.

Trust me – NOBODY in the Trump administration has a “reputation” to protect. The “secret” initiation in the bedroom with the two ‘hookers’ and the secret Russian video cameras takes care of that.

Barr, the INjustice Czar – {limerick}

There once was an AG named Barr

who’d often go far too far

to advance the causes

of the Wizard of Oz’s

{of Trump’s}, – as INjustice czar.

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Barr looks like a 80% pregnant belly 100% of the time.

Merciful heavens! Sad Donnie’s hands! No wonder he’s so resentful…

Belly up to the Barr, or Barr up to The Belly. Summo competitions will soon appear again on NHK. maybe Barr and Trump could join in … Wait, wait … I just envisioned them in those near-nude wrestling costumes … quivering rumps … waves of belly fat … Forget that!

You cannot serve justice AND a president OR a political party; you have to choose to exclusively serve justice OR politics. Honoring an oath to serve the country is hard for those who have lived in a fact-free alt-reality bubble. It always seems to be those who run into unrefutable objective truth that contradicts their ideology that causes their confusion.

Demigod does half-assed person = getting a demipezzo (half piece)

“I Am Not That Kind”

“I am NOT that kind of boy! I am NOT your pleasure toy!”

Bill Barr defends his virtue, law maidenhead long punched through.

“You promised just the head in, but see the shape I am in!

Woe is me, the utter shame, from our past politic game.”

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“I’ll take care of you, don’t stress; just go buy a bigger dress,”

The Cad does insincerely soothe, with words slippery and smooth.

For having had his pleasure, he prospects at his leisure

For the next cute AG face that he can woo, screw, then disgrace.

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What is this warped distinction, to have such job extinction:

Not only scorned and then dumped — to be trashed and Donald Trumped.

One must be very shallow, seduced by one so callow.

You’d think people would disdain to work with one so inhumane.

Barr is next to be thrown under the bus….if Rat can handle the job with those micro mini digits …LOLOLOLOL

I hate to think of what kind of a DEBACLE this is all a distraction from… you KNOW that The treasonweasel is hiding SOMETHING behind with all this dust and smoke…

And the jowls are right!

Huzzah!

fusilier

James 2:24

“A plague o’ both your houses! ’Zounds, a dog, a rat, a mouse,cat, to scratch a man to death!” Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet, Act III scene i. (With apologies to all decent dogs, rats, mice and cats everywhere.)

Typically, the Department of Justice leads the pardoning process and gives a recommended list to the president. The WH cut them out in Hair Groppenfuror’s recent pardoning of 11 criminals. Lady Justice is applying for asylum in any nation still honoring the rule of law.

This is pure theater. Barr’s initial complaint to the press was approved by the White House. He’s pretending to retain some semblance of objectivity when he has been 100% a toady of #45.

It’s too late to change, Mister Barr./ We’ve looked at your record so far./ It is spotty, at best./ We remain unimpressed./ We already know who you are.

Barr sure is subtle.. but I doubt the trump even recognizes the message.. “back off I got this, stop embarrassing me”

One more Trump appointee to the Supreme Court and Barr’s argument will be deemed valid.

Pregnant?! I thought he only swallowed.

“And so, the pantomime barr doll is locked in a life or death struggle with the pantomime king trump doll…”

Apologies to Monty Python

Disgustingly insane Trumpublicans lie cheat and steal without shame.

Any normal person would have quit.

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A Troll’s Not Educable – {3 beats/line}

Feedback feeds a troll’s need,

yet his savvy doesn’t grow,

and never does he concede

the points made by folks-in-the-know.

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He can’t get educated,

not even by folks who’ve well-stated

the facts and their valid conclusions

{he PREFERS{!!} his Trumpiish delusions}.

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Rachel Maddow, that “Time for warnings is past as Trump openly abuses power” [2/21’s opening segment] {13 minutes): … https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show

The lowest Barr, has gone lower still, as lying Trump’s dumb ash shill.

Barr needs a little bit longer tie.