Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 08, 2020

Yeah, but they eventually settle for the “nice guy.” They want someone to grow old with, not visit in prison.

try stealing stamps. then you can be public enemy of the post office number 1!

I wonder what would happen if I put MY face on a wanted poster and stuck it in the post office while nobody was looking

Wanted vs. Wanted, that is the question then, or what?

And for part-time necrophiliacs: Wanted dead or alive.

Pig could find plenty of people who want him. For pork chops, ham, bacon, or sausage.

Pig everybody likes you , baked with potatoes or roasted underground “Su Proceddu a Carraxiau” , as Sardinian people does :

https://www.tesorisardi.com/ricetta-del-maialetto-sotto-terra/

Pig, the County fair needs a pig for the annual greased pig contest.

The winner gets to take the pig home for dinner.

If you ever feel that you’re not wanted, just ask the landlord, cable company, etc …

No Pig, girls like bad boys. Women like grown men with their act together.

try bacon cologne…

Pig go live with Larry Croc and learn the ways of the Croc (Larry has a Wife) … Croc Power !

Do post offices still have those wanted posters? I can’t recall seeing them in quite some time. But I rarely go to any post office other than the closest one.

PIG needs to be bitch slapped! Rat has no compassion AT all!

Bad boys, bad boys. Whatcha gonna do?

I know how you feel, Pig. Maybe I’m just not meant to find that special someone.

My local PO doesn’t post the Wanted posters anymore.

Oh, my goodness

I love you Pig, bacon is my favorite, closely followed by baby back ribs.

I am Sad. Sad I am. Where the heck are my green eggs and ham?

Loneliness is about attitude. Go out and help others. Connect with people with the same interests. Read a book. Also, don’t confuse being alone with loneliness. You can be crowded room and be lonely. Being by yourself isn’t lonely, either, unless you decide it is.

I haven’t seen a wanted poster in ages… do they still do that?

A rare serious strip. Stephan Pastis once wrote that he doesn’t do such strips more than once or twice a year, because otherwise he’d look like For Better or For Worse.

I like you.

I’m a retired postal worker and at some times my office would put photos of my fellow employees in the lobby, I always like to comment that it seemed appropriate that their faces should be on the walls of the lobby.

I used to feel that way Pig. The best thing to do is to accept yourself for who and what you are. Stop trying to live up to what society thinks you should be or do. Love yourself. If you don’t love yourself you really can’t love anyone else. There is no reason for anyone else to love you if you feel you are not worthy of love. Get a kitty of a puppy, animals give unconditional love and will help you realize your worth. Good luck to you Pig.

Pig could be on the first “Unwanted” poster.

Pig’s Personal Problems extend to hygiene whenever he takes pen in hand and ink on head.

Embrace your invisibility, PIg. It is a power! You are empowered through self-reliance, not through whining diary entries….

Hey, that was actually funny!

I was tracking with Pig until that 7th panel. :D

Wouldn’t be that difficult to get your wanted poster in the post office…

Sometimes being unwanted is preferable!