He should have played the Surprise Symphony.
I used to be a caregiver for an older gent. He would leave change in his pockets and I would find it in the washer. I used to tell his daughter he was money laundering!
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Rodgers and Hammerstein Coffee – it’s the richest kind.
I get it! I.T. as in Internet Tech.
If he were wearing a beret, would it be French dressing?
And right there IS America’s problem.
that’s why we have two trees now.
“We’re werewolves, not swearwolves!”
You can’t miss with an old fashioned bouquet of Nip.