Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 06, 2019

I still don’t get it with the redrawing.

She wants a Mercedes.

What she really wants is a mink in the closet, a jaguar in the drive, a tiger in her bed, and a jacka$$ to pay for it all.

Okay, I’ll get you a pie cut into three slices.

World peace would be easier to get.

“Oh Lord won’t you get me a Mercedes-Benz”

Even if Wiz can send Rod and some gold forward in time and then bring him back with a car, Id is short on gas stations and mechanics.

How does Gwen even know about those anyway?

Oooh Lord, want you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?

I saw a very nice Mercedes-Benz model in the hobby shop for under $25.00 yesterday.

This where you buy them a Mercedes Box van

Get her a W196. She would not know what it is and hate it. Well, that is until she finds out what it’s worth.

On what the King pays him????

How about a B-52?

https://www.daimler.com/bilder/konzern/tradition/geschichte/anfaenge-des-automobils/motorkutsche-1000×400px-w220xh88-cutout.jpg

Here you go.

Most girls want to drive their boyfriend’s car lol

“A kiss on the hand may be quite continental, but diamonds are a girl’s best friend. A kiss may nice but it won’t pay the rental on your little flat or help you at the automat. . . " Or a Mercedes.

You would be surprised how many people do this mistake the other way around

When it comes to peace, the Mercedes doesn’t have a leg to stand on.

She went from ND (Nuclear Disarmament) to MB (Mercedes-Benz); kind of like hippies wanting peace turned into yuppies demanding a piece.

I investigated an accident in which a Mercedes hit a bridge abutment.. we saw how it Benz. Very similar to how a Honda Accordianz.

That is no joke. A few years back one of our affluent suburban high schools was trying to hold a “peace rally” throwback to the sixties. The signs they made were all the Mercedes logo.

Forget the money pit car, give me something reliable like a Toyota!

She Audi consider another brand…

LOL!!!!!

I have often noticed that the Mercedes-Benz logo, and the peace logo, sort of make up cross hairs. These are dark times.

Hear tell the Angels are on strike so no Mercedes.

My friends all drive Porsches

Sure – buy her a Mercedes. You can have payments of once a week, twice a week, and never on Sundays (firesign theatre).

Mercedes Benz or nothing… Ok, nothing it is!

Oh she was making sure the pie slices were equal

That’s a lot to ask on christmas. Rodney will take generations to fulfill this wish.

“If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there would be peace.” – John Lennon.