I have always thought there should be “People Chow”, which could be sent to disaster areas, etc. to keep people alive until real help and stability are in place.
The rest of the story? Well, they eventually sold the company for billions and retired to a secluded private island in the Pacific, thus avoiding the scandal that erupted when the FDA declared the cereal to be nutrition-free.
I’d suggest using Malt-o-Meal as a starting point for this new food for Petey. There is not a lot of flavor and if you stick it in a blender before you cook it, and then add enough water to it that it is almost liquid, it will be without texture.
Templo S.U.D. over 4 years ago
where are you going to sell your concoction, Mrs. Otterloop, Costco?
GROG Premium Member over 4 years ago
Breakfast, lunch and supper of losers.
erik.vanthienen over 4 years ago
It’s called gruel. Oliver Twist and Ebenezer Scrooge seemed to like it.
dwane.scoty1 over 4 years ago
“Could I have more, Mom?”
Trond Sätre Premium Member over 4 years ago
John Harvey Kellogg orginally meant for cornflakes to be like this. Then his brother insisted they mixed some sugar into it to make it sell better.
ACK! Premium Member over 4 years ago
To be marketed in the future as “Bachelor Chow”.
mommavamp over 4 years ago
I have always thought there should be “People Chow”, which could be sent to disaster areas, etc. to keep people alive until real help and stability are in place.
Auntie Socialist over 4 years ago
The rest of the story? Well, they eventually sold the company for billions and retired to a secluded private island in the Pacific, thus avoiding the scandal that erupted when the FDA declared the cereal to be nutrition-free.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 4 years ago
We ate everything. Plates clean. Still can’t understand people/kids leaving food after it’s prepared for them.
victoria2 over 4 years ago
I think it’s called Soylent Green but don’t tell Petey what’s in it.
Wlly Blly over 4 years ago
I love the third panel with Petey’s picture on the bage declaring “Now with less flavor”.
Herb L 1954 over 4 years ago
I was a picky eater,just not on Petey’s level.This one made me laugh ;)
twj0729 over 4 years ago
They already have “People Chow” it’s called K-rations. Lived on them in the USMC!
Puzzler Premium Member over 4 years ago
I love Mrs. Otterloop!!! I would “like” this strip 10 times if I could.
PoodleGroomer over 4 years ago
Oatmeal flavored ramen noodles.
fix-n-fly over 4 years ago
I’d suggest using Malt-o-Meal as a starting point for this new food for Petey. There is not a lot of flavor and if you stick it in a blender before you cook it, and then add enough water to it that it is almost liquid, it will be without texture.
craigwestlake over 4 years ago
Popular idea; Futurama already sells Bachelor Chow…
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Madeline, I love that slightly sadistic “one raisin” touch! Petey Chow is sure to be a hit among Picky Eaters everywhere!
Jim Kerner over 4 years ago
Down Petey. Down. Good Boy. Arf!
M2MM over 4 years ago
She’s just described the old version of MRE’s.