A six pound turkey is called a chicken.
“Plop”? See El Condorito.
How do those on-the-shoulder ones work for you?
Most assuredly Stephen Wright.
I think it’s called Soylent Green but don’t tell Petey what’s in it.
The assignment was draw. As an artist you can do anything you want. Give her the grade against which all others following the assignment are given. But compliment her on her creativity. Luann knows she was basically telling the instructor to “shove it”.
Alice could go as a marshmallow inside the Blammos box
These folks just saw https://www.gocomics.com/lug-nuts/2019/09/25
Don’t let the horizon line line up with the collar
I live in NM where BBQ is almost unknown and I am sick of hearing about Texas BBQ where the sauce is like water…also Red or Green???