First Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for September 10, 2007
Miss Bliss: Good morning, Alice. It's your turn to make the morning announcements. Alice: I know, Miss Bliss! I'd liket o cover some issues affecting me, like how few marshmallows were in my cereal at breakfast, and that dumb radio station my Mom listens to in the van. Miss Bliss: No, we just need to hear the weather, how the class avocado plant is doing, and what the Shape of the Day is. Okay? Alice: I think my lack of marshmallows is more interesting than that avocado plant. Boy: Who am I to argue?