Tom Toles for September 12, 2019

He is the bomb.

Just wait’ll Bolton’s book hits. It won’t be a bomb, it’ll be a best-seller, but it will certainly lay waste to Demented Doииie, the Mayor of Crazytown. Doииie’s turned the White House into the Mad House, and Bolton has been in the best position of all to give us a grand tour of Bedlam.

A bomb? We don’t need no stinkin’ bomb to throw you outta the plane !!

If only….

I loved the movie from the sixties. I hate the stage play presently showing in Washington D.C.

Dr. Strangehate!

Armchair generals are always so tough, and so brave with other people’s kids.

Who’ll replace Bolton? When it comes to candidates there’s slim pickens ;)

Great toon today for history fans.

Instead of precious bodily fluids we have been reduced to peeing on beds.

It’s so much easier to be a hero when other people die to make you heroic. /s

He blowed up real good.

Umm. He is not a bomb. Just a dud!

Hopefully Bolton will write a decent book telling the truth about the dumpster. However, Slim Picken did this scene better …

I once watched Failsafe and Dr Strangelove as a double feature. Talk about 2 sides of the same coin!

Do we really need a Bolton book? We already have (and I’ve already read) “The Dangerous Case of Donald Trump”, “Fire and Fury”, “Fear”, “Commander in Cheat”, “Everything Trump Touches Dies”, “Siege: Trump Under Fire”, and of course the Mueller Report. (I even read the footnotes!) I probably left out a few but then again I haven’t finished my morning coffee yet……..

Sweet “Dr. Strangelove” reference.

I daresay not one of the previous and/or current and/or future people in this administration will write anything but sugary offal to aggrandize him, rewriting history turning the most catastrophic presidency into the best. They will have to in order to save their own reputations

And he ends, not with a bang but a… splat.

Go Slim go.

It’s invisible, Slim.

Seeing a spat between John Bombton and the resident is kinda like going to one of those vampires vs. werewolves movies and trying to figure out why you’d be rooting for EITHER side.

Where’s the bomb? He fired you…

Let’s cue the montage of things not blowing up.

I got the feeling that several commenters have never seen the movie “Dr Strangelove”.

Or, at least not This Scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snTaSJk0n_Y

The amount of environmental damage that Trump is bringing will take hundreds of years to recover from, if we can recover at all.

Bolton convinced Bush that our NRO surveillance,and Hans Blix’s report on Iraqi WMDs was false,getting Shrub to send several thousand American service men and women to death or permanent physical injury. He is a Republican criminal.