Last Kiss by John Lustig for September 09, 2019

Yes, I can imagine. Of course, all of them except me are wrong.

If you have to tell someone that you are, you’re not.

I’m number 2 because I’m modest.

Take a ride baby and tell me !

If you have to ask, then I probably am!

The rest say ‘Ditto!’

I’ve just had my name changed to “World’s Sexiest Man”. So yes, I am him.

Inmay not be sexy, but I’m the world’s most potent beast!

Ghostbusters got this first “Ray…when someone asks you if you are a god, you say yes!”

Oddly, most of the men that say yes ARE odd.

Admittedly, I’m odd, but I’m not most men.

Depends on the size of his wallet.

Aww, did my beer belly give it away?

So you’re kind of like the Diogenes of chicks.

Would you settle for 3,274,185,419th on the list? If so, I’m your man!

Why does she need a man to validate her choice?

Well sister, I’m not that stupid. So move along.

Oddly, most men think they are IT! Good one!

You’ll have to wait until November to find out, but in the mean time…

Well, why wouldn’t we, when it’s obvious we’re talking to the world’s shallowest woman…?

For You, I would certainly try to be.

I’ve heard it was the internationally known man-about-town / spy / fashion model / icon of good taste / cartoonist John Lustig!

Nope, I’m just the electrician or someone like him……

My 5th grade teacher told me that would be “are you he?” I know, it sounds strange to me too, and that was closs to 80 years ago so it might have change by now (hopefully).

No, lady, I’m just the pizza delivery guy. That’ll be $14.95, please. Oh, you don’t have any money??

How did she recognize me??

I’ve been looking like this for decades to avoid the lusting hordes of desperate women.

No, but I DO have a bad case of hybrid Satyrism-Priapism…

And then, we all wake up.

oh i’m not that vain…..would you settle for second place?