Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 07, 2019

Not into blonds eh!

It’s a hairy situation.

Chuck Norris can climb that with one hand.

Some people have grown their hair pretty long, but I doubt they’d want someone to use it to climb because that would hurt.

“Rapunzel, let down…Yeah, that IS a let down.”

Meetings that would not end well: Rapunzel and Edward Scissorhands.

Yeah… stairs are hard on the knees. They give good glutes, though.

My daughter was born with a lock of very long hair on the back of her head. To me, it signaled that I should not cut her hair. We let it grow for almost 13 years. Never even a trim. She wore it in a long braid that came down to her ankles after 12 years. (She was very short, too, so that made the braid look longer). When she finally wanted to cut it, just shy of 13 years, the newspaper sent a features reporter to the hair salon who took photos and wrote a little story for the paper entitled: “Modern Day Rapunzel Sheds Her Locks”. (She saved the braid…she’s now in her mid-30s and has very short hair! LOL).

I think Rapunzel can do better anyway. And I don’t mean Rodney.

Someday, your prince will come!

Good call. Definitely too high maintenance.

Zach Weinersmith points out the slight problem when attempting to visit Rapunzel…

https://www.gocomics.com/saturday-morning-breakfast-cereal/2019/08/31

He’s lost interest in the princess in the tower…..actually he’s afraid of heights…

Peter Wolf thought it was worth it.Mooba Gooba,with the green teeth ;)

Like the couple that met at a bar and after agreeing to take it to the next level, she asked “your place or mine?” to which he replied “If you’re gonna argue about it, forget it!” ;o]

I suppose the ROI of effort to pleasure ratio is outrageous here. However, the horizontal comic is a nice touch.

Maybe you can set up camp at the top of the stairs. There might be Sherpas nearby to help.

And for the record, we’re all worth it.

We had a pre-teen girl in our neighborhood who had knee-length and longer hair. Every year, she entered the “Long Hair” contest at the State Fair, but she never won.

I keep wondering how people got up and down before her hair was as long as the tower

“There’s more pretty girls than one

More pretty girls than one

Any old town that I ramble all around in

There’s more pretty girls than one"

I’m listening to a book now where one of the minor characters, while reading the story of Rapunzel, had an interesting thought. Why didn’t Rapunzel simply cut off her own hair, tie it to the wall like the Evil Queen did, and climb down it to escape?

Not moving against the gravity has no gravity.

can you imagine the amount of shampoo and conditioner? He couldn’t afford her.

I thought his tilted jaws were due to the fall from one of those towers.

How old do you have to be when you’ve been able to get your hair that long?