That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for August 14, 2019

It was a thankless job, but somebody had to feed the gophers.

Johnny feared that if he didn’t feed those Pterodactyls, they would eventually eat him.

Disturbing moments in phallic portraiture #53.

Richard’s testicular elephantiasis once more got him run out of town.

As ye sow, so shall ye reap…Got papers Johnny?

“Go to the countryside they said, you’ll love it they said. All that fresh air they said. Become a farmer you’ll love it they said, toil and be one with the soil they said. Bullf@&$h!?”

“A doobie a day, keeps BIG PHARMA away !

“Now, did mother say I should learn to sow or sew?”

Well, he is reputed to have worn a pot on his head, maybe what they meant to say was pothead.

Johnny ‘Appleseed’ was a real person. He spent his life traveling ahead of where he thought settlers were going to go next and setting up orchards there. And when settlers moved in, he was there, selling them apple trees (apple cider was the most popular drink in colonial America). He was the largest land owner in pre-civil war America, but he didn’t do it for the money – he did it so that he had an opportunity to get to know / talk to people.

Jeb wasn’t exactly outstanding in his field, but he was trying to hitch a ride on the next tractor into town.

The big right-hander had speed/ but he overindulged in “weed”/he was losing his arm /when sent down to the farm/ he was visibly “going to seed”..

Rare picture of Michael Jackson’s choreographer working on some of his signature moves.

Another happy investor in the Trump Atlantic City Casino trying to recoup some of his investment.

Sew? So what?

When asked how his day was, he said “ Sow, sow…”

Feed the birds, tuppence a bag,

Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag

“Feed the birds, " that’s what she cries

While overhead, her birds fill the skies.

Hitchhiking through the Outback with swollen testicles is no picnic.

…the Scarecrow transformation had begun….

Clint Eastwood sowing his wild oats, 1903.

The sower: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Egger-Lienz_-_Der_S%C3%A4mann_-_1903.jpeg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting.

 

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/egger-lienz_albin.html 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=4257 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/albin-egger-lienz 

https://www.pictorem.com/profile/Albin.Egger-Lienz 

http://www.richardrhoda.com/index_Albin_Egger_Lienz.htm 

http://www.albin-eggerlienz.info/en/biography 

http://www.museum-schlossbruck.at/albin-egger-lienz/allgemein.html 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (the last in German; again, Chrome can automatically translate), perhaps in addition to than what’s pointed to by the title URL. This is the first work by him used here.

 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2264 (August 13, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Johnny Ditch Weed you stayed too long at the fair.

seath found a way to exercise and feed the birds at the same time.

This isn’t what Johnny expected when he went to sow his wild oats.

An then one day an alien saucer landed and he was shown how to make a hole in the ground with a pointy stick to put the seeds in.

Concessionaire working the Stoned Crows concert.

early colostomy bag prototype…

This is not how the Xuán Sino-Peruvians brought their rolling red devil weed to the American Empire. (A lower order biological weapon to use against their enemies.)

http://mentalfloss.com/article/62113/9-facts-tell-true-story-johnny-appleseed

John “Johnny Appleseed” Chapman spread more than apple seeds. He fathered lots and lots of children everywhere he went.

After Ansel sowed his seeds, the pesky blackbirds would swoop down and eat them all.