Groucho once asked Chico how much money he’d lost gambling over the years. ‘How much money you got saved up, Groucho?’ ‘I have $5 million in the bank.’ ’That’s how much I lost.’
Best scene in a Marx Brothers movie. A young pretty girl sobbing all alone on a bench. Up walks Harpo…..he plays the fool, honks his horn, makes silly faces……to no avail…..she keeps crying. Finally he pulls a small flower from his coat and hands it to her. She hugs him as she cries. He hugs her back smiling.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator almost 5 years ago
Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/grouchos-greatest-gala/
Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!
chris_weaver almost 5 years ago
One admires his restraint!
littlejohn Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Sooner or later this could get sticky with the right/wrong people come around.
pcolli almost 5 years ago
3 minutes later…. “Next!”
Zykoic almost 5 years ago
Ah, Margaret Dumont!
Differentname almost 5 years ago
Groucho once asked Chico how much money he’d lost gambling over the years. ‘How much money you got saved up, Groucho?’ ‘I have $5 million in the bank.’ ’That’s how much I lost.’
bmckee almost 5 years ago
If you’re going to steal, steal from the greats, like the comedy team of Dumont and Marx.
WoodstockJack almost 5 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSsUoxlSADk
NoSleepTil_BKLYN almost 5 years ago
Playah!
J Short almost 5 years ago
Ad for the Tiger Woods’ School of Dating.
nosirrom almost 5 years ago
He looks happy. He’s fete to be tied.
Indianapolis Smith almost 5 years ago
Oh. You think this is a celebration. They are calling this the trial of the century.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault almost 5 years ago
Reduce, reuse, recycle.
Okay, forget the “reduce” part but the rest is good.
buckman-j almost 5 years ago
“Do you save bad girls here at the mission sister”? “Yes we do”. “Then save me two for Saturday night”
Vet Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Best scene in a Marx Brothers movie. A young pretty girl sobbing all alone on a bench. Up walks Harpo…..he plays the fool, honks his horn, makes silly faces……to no avail…..she keeps crying. Finally he pulls a small flower from his coat and hands it to her. She hugs him as she cries. He hugs her back smiling.
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“Nuts to you.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Emlxs7_0LEg
MartinPerry1 almost 5 years ago
Is this his real preference, or can he not get a second date with the same lady?
Andrew Sleeth almost 5 years ago
I’d give anything to be able to join a Gal-O’-the-Day Club.
knichols1958 almost 5 years ago
Wasn’t getting the joke, then I realized I was pronouncing gala with a long a.
craigwestlake almost 5 years ago
" and a good clean shave makes them stop for tea." Burma Shave"…
ilikai almost 5 years ago
nice one!!!
oakie817 almost 5 years ago
why a duck?
PoodleGroomer almost 5 years ago
I like to save the ones from Tuesday and Thursday so I can have two on Saturday and Sunday. More for the weekend.