That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for April 16, 2019

It was a tough assignment but Paris was willing to take on the responsibility.

Typical playdate, Berkeley, CA, 1969.

Paris is wondering what the guys are up to at the bar tonight.

Umm does she have a skullcap on?

Looks like a FAIRY tale. I’m sure they’ll be a HAPPY ENDING !

You can leave your hat on …

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOotsq4soug

“Does my birthday suit make my butt look big?”

Dropping the kids off at day-care was always the highpoint of his day.

Shoplifting stopped when Greg took up his observation post in the changing room.

Waiting while his wife tried on clothes even sucked the fun out of seeing her naked.

Oh, it is a lonely life — bathing, dressing, undressing, making exciting underwear…. And that one “man” over there who prefers his dog to us!

“See, look down there, Alice. See those poopy, sassy, drooling brats? That’s what you’ll end up with if you keep running around naked.”

Paris knew that no matter whom he chose, there would be two sore losers.

Is this why the French named a city after him?

“Dammit, I COULD be watching Game of Thrones!”

Eeney, meeney, miney, moe.

Too bad Paris wasn’t staring at the Notre Dame cathedral when the fire started. He may have been able to rally the fire department a lot more quickly.

Hey ladies, I have an Eiffel Tower for you…

He brought along his own peg for hanging his cloak.

“Why do they always have to bring the damn kids?”

“Paris Is Burning” – the original cast.

The Judgement of Paris: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Anselm_Feuerbach_-_Das_Urteil_des_Paris.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope wide painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/feuerbach_anselm.html 

https://books.google.com/books?id=mrAHAQAAMAAJ&q=Feuerbach&pg=PA29#v=onepage&q=Feuerbach&f=false 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/f/feuerbac/biograph.html 

http://www.all-art.org/history458-2.html 

https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/156 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=681 

https://books.google.com/books?id=OssUAAAAYAAJ&pg=PA1#v=onepage&q&f=false 

https://prabook.com/web/anselm.feuerbach/3730313 

https://books.google.com/books?id=4yNBJQHT9LcC&pg=PA91#v=onepage&q&f=false 

http://benedante.blogspot.com/2014/02/anselm-feuerbach.html 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. So far, 2 works by him have appeared here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2019/04/03?comments=visible 

has the prior (my comment had the same artist info URLs).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2181 (April 15, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

P.S. Updated via museum e-mails: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Alexandre-Auguste_Hirsch_-_Calliope_Teaching_Orpheus,_1865.jpg 

full image now, and 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Barbara_Krafft_-_Franz_de_Paula_hrab%C4%9B_Hartig_a_jeho_man%C5%BEelka_Eleonora_jako_Caritas_Romana_(1797).jpg

“Ladies, ladies. You’re supposed to put the dresses on BEFORE you come down the runway. You’ll never get the audience’s attention that way!”

I am developing an appreciation for the arts all of a sudden.

“What’s that you’re wearing? It looks so straight off the catwalk!”

Yeah, OK, the shoes are working, but I don’t care for the red cloak.

prince Paul, (far right) liked to do lunches in the woods, but they tended to get out of hand with all the wives and children.

The three Signorelli sisters ask their OB Doc about their genetic mutation that gives all their brats wings.

Whose nuts are the putti playing with?

Hey, you with the black hair! Are you in this contest or not?