Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 22, 2019

George is beginning to find Ethel a little annoying.

To the moon, Ethel!

On the plus side, Ethel is not one to beat around the bush.

That will be the only hickey George has received from Ethel in many years.

This is no substitute for hair plugs.

When George is reading his paper, Ethel knows that only the heavy caliber suctions darts will break his concentration.

Ethel is a woman of few words… and several weapons.

I see that Ethel is already reloading for her next shot. Apparently there is more than just one more thing.

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You walked right into that one.

Harmless. Humiliating, but harmless as weapons go.

Sucker!

George hates it when Ethyl licks the suction cups, they are so hard to get off.

Can you HEAR me NOW!

There’s an idea that sticks.

I hope she’s got a license for that. Wouldn’t want to see her gettin’ into trouble with our hirsute Sherif.

He could be the one stickin’ it to her with a hefty fine.

Ethel used the liver spot on George’s head as a target.

“Alright, alright, I’ll take you to Target!”

It was a drive-by …

Poor George, he has no idea…Ethel is loaded for bear and today is the day it all comes out.

That’s one way to get his attention.

Friendly fire isn’t friendly.

Stopped him from leaving, anyway. Only 9 more days left??? :-(

Hope she didn’t tamp down any powder into the barrel this time!

Ethel gets right to the point with her arrow straight comments.

Lesson one in “How NOT to treat Early Onset Alzheimers at home”. :>)

I believe Heathcliff could be helpful. She shows possibilities for distraction during fish raids.