Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 23, 2019

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    jagedlo  about 5 years ago

    If you’re warm, why move?

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    oldpine52  about 5 years ago

    Wait until a spark catches his robe on fire, then he’ll move in a hurry.

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    juncarlo  about 5 years ago

    Wiz, you need a drink, a good book and a blanket to feel that you’re in paradise.

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    Marblemouth  about 5 years ago

    Must be part cat.

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    electricshadow Premium Member about 5 years ago

    It’s not quite the Wicked Witch being melted with water, but I’ll take it.

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    Mentor397  about 5 years ago

    When I was little, I used to sit in the bathroom at night and read, because there was a furnace register right there and it was warmer than my bedroom.

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    SharkNose  about 5 years ago

    That’s exactly what I do when I have a sore back or neck. Better than a heating pad!

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 5 years ago

    The couch in my man cave is directly under the heat register. I love to feel the warm air rushing over me as I hear the wintery wind howling outside.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member about 5 years ago

    The back of your smock is smoldering.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Like a dog in a comfy ray of sunshine. Sometimes it is not about the comfort, it’s about the desire to do nothing for a while.

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    rshive  about 5 years ago

    Warmth is habit-forming.

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    flagmichael  about 5 years ago

    Leave it to Wiz to have a gas fireplace. Wood fireplaces need to be fed.

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    flagmichael  about 5 years ago

    Today my wife and I can leave Albuquerque and head home to Flagstaff, where a storm dumped a record 40.x inches on the past three days or so. With huge amounts of snow there are things that must be done – getting the snow off the eaves to prevent an ice dam from forming is on the top of my list.

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    Cerabooge  about 5 years ago

    He’s suffering from baked bum and freeze knees.

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    blakerl  about 5 years ago

    This is all Punxsutawney Phil fault he got it wrong. Predicted early spring and we got six more weeks of winter !!! Phil that rodent need to go…

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    flemmingo  about 5 years ago

    Got my fire going! It’s supposed to snow here today through Tuesday.

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    El Cobbo Grande  about 5 years ago

    FAKE NEWS!…..if u look real close, he has inched a little closer to the heat…..acclimatization?

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    ayespin  about 5 years ago

    Rump roast … rare, medium or well done. Your choice.

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    blackdawne  about 5 years ago

    Wow! Took 2 of you to make an unfunny poorly drawn comic. Do you also get paid to do this? Selling refrigerator art with captions! $6 ea. or 3 for $15.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  about 5 years ago

    A man sat at on a barstool.

    “Ohhhhh. Moooooan. Ohhhhh. Moooooan.”

    “What’s wrong with him?”

    “He has Bonga Bonga.”

    “That must sure be painful.”

    “Nah, just makes you lazy.”

    “Then why’s he moaning?

    “He sat down on his testes a couple of hours ago and he’s too lazy to move.”

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    TexTech  about 5 years ago

    He can’t move or else Henry or Blanch’s cat will take the spot.

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