Reminds me of Gary Lawson’s “Far Side” cartoon which depicted a horse doctor reading his medical symptoms book. Each malady had the same recommended action: “Shoot.”
I’ve always been fond of saying, “Yah, but tomorrow is a better day to die — or the next day maybe — can we pencil in Tuesday next? How’s July looking for you?”
Altho I admit, as a battle cry, it doesn’t sport quite the same “punch” … … …
Several years ago, I walked past a group of our admins chatting at lunch hour about horoscopes. One of them asked, “Ray, what’s your sign?” I don’t believe in astrology, so I just said, “I’m not gonna say.” She said, “You must be an Aquarius.” She was right. AAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!! I still don’t believe in it though.
Actually, this strip makes a good point. Horoscopes only apply to you given the specific constellation in the sky for that day (i.e. – for your position on your home planet, relative to the stars visible at that time slice of the planet’s orbit around its sun.) From the R.U. Sirius’ vantage point, they’re all visible simultaneously, so they all apply. Conversely, information can’t travel faster than the speed of light, so none of the Klingon constellations are visible yet, none none of the horoscopes apply.
pauljmsn about 5 years ago
I like the dwarves’ motto in Terry Pratchett’s Discworld:
“Today is a good day for someone else to die.”
Practical, that is.
Alabama Al about 5 years ago
Reminds me of Gary Lawson’s “Far Side” cartoon which depicted a horse doctor reading his medical symptoms book. Each malady had the same recommended action: “Shoot.”
Phatts about 5 years ago
I’ve always been fond of saying, “Yah, but tomorrow is a better day to die — or the next day maybe — can we pencil in Tuesday next? How’s July looking for you?”
Altho I admit, as a battle cry, it doesn’t sport quite the same “punch” … … …
kaffekup about 5 years ago
That’s a great picture of a Klingon, and the horoscopes are right on.
Now I’m off for a nice, fresh bowl of Gach.
mddshubby2005 about 5 years ago
batlh blHeghjaj! (May you die well!)
frankgeo about 5 years ago
I need some blood wine!
therese_callahan2002 about 5 years ago
Guess they saw the original “Flatliners.”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 5 years ago
If I ever have to fight a Klingon, I’ll remind him it’s a good day for him to die.
Ida No about 5 years ago
It’s a repeat.
Masterskrain Premium Member about 5 years ago
Qapla’! (vabDot pagh quv tlhIngan Hol vIjatlhbe’.)
Kaputnik about 5 years ago
I have a different association for that line.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEMpFsFPhJ8
Ray*C about 5 years ago
For a minute there, I thought I was reading “Frog Applause”.
Rev Phnk Ey about 5 years ago
What! no Klingon/Uranus comments?
tripwire45 about 5 years ago
LOL. Well played, Tim.
Ermine Notyours about 5 years ago
“CANCER Today is a good day to die.” Makes sense.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 5 years ago
I’m glad I read this! I was going to marry a Libra!!
DCBakerEsq about 5 years ago
Logical.
Ray*C about 5 years ago
Several years ago, I walked past a group of our admins chatting at lunch hour about horoscopes. One of them asked, “Ray, what’s your sign?” I don’t believe in astrology, so I just said, “I’m not gonna say.” She said, “You must be an Aquarius.” She was right. AAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!! I still don’t believe in it though.
Ida No about 5 years ago
Actually, this strip makes a good point. Horoscopes only apply to you given the specific constellation in the sky for that day (i.e. – for your position on your home planet, relative to the stars visible at that time slice of the planet’s orbit around its sun.) From the R.U. Sirius’ vantage point, they’re all visible simultaneously, so they all apply. Conversely, information can’t travel faster than the speed of light, so none of the Klingon constellations are visible yet, none none of the horoscopes apply.
blakerl about 5 years ago
As for myself. I’m Really looking forward to not dying!!
Rcwhiting about 5 years ago
Repeating funny strip is still funny, Repeating funny strip is still funny, hmm well maybe not
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
I love it!
Ray*C about 5 years ago
One should never cling on to a horoscope.
gantech about 5 years ago
“Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome”. ~ Isaac Asimov
gantech about 5 years ago
“Them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye,Singing, ’This will be the day that I die…” ~ Don McClean