Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 24, 2019

Multiple Monty python references! Yaaaay it’s an ex parrot

Having a Tetris Moment.

Classic Cheech & Chong.

“When in disgrace with fortune and men’s eyes / I all alone beweep my outcast state . . .”

Once again, I see myself in the funny pages.

I’d replace the McDonald’s jingle with the Burger King jingle but other than that, my Brian’s similar.

Thanks for the self-disclosure, Dave. Now I don’t feel so abnormal. (p.s.—Mine’s stuck on the original “Law & Order.”)

I’m glad you’re a cartoonist and not a doctor! (Meant in the most positive way)

Thanks for the memories and now the ear worms . . . . .

Obviously, Dave’s not a millennial.

Love it, now I will have those tunes stuck in my head all day!

BTW, why did we have to put the No Collusion in there and make this political? (Even though it appears to be turning out to be true, there was no collision.

“Hi, I’m William Devane…”

“Liberty, liberty liberty…liberty” I hate this one so much I rush over furniture to hit the Mute button.

“For the best night’s sleep in the whole wide world…”

“…ingredients found in JELLY fish”

“Real people, not actors!!” [Stupidest one ever. ]

“I sleep all night and I work all day.”

I’ve seen “Made from real ingredients”

Gently cleanse your mind with Huggies Baby Wipes.

HEY! “National” gives me a flashback. Before Uhaul interstate auto utility trailers went nationwide, my pop’s family business partnered with National, and his main competitor in town had Nationwide. They’re both gone now, and so are auto bumper-hitches.

Plop, plop, fizz, fizz…oh what a relief it is!

Phil Hartman FTW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mawve_3NSj4

As an old lady I have all that plus “Meow meow meow meow” all day long.

No lie: That Barbie Girl song was in my head yesterday! Been singing it all weekend. lol

What, neither Beatles nor Monkees lyrics?

The one I run across the room to mute is “Kars 4 Kids.”

Dave, if you add the doot doot, a dollop of Daisy, we could be twins.

1-800-588-2300 EMPIRE!

Hump DAYYYYYYY!

And why is Ralph so silent today?

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A fascinating collection of thoughts. Thanks for sharing.