Not “I only use it when I’m angry,” but “I use it only when I’m angry.” The meaning of a sentence depends on the placement of “only.” Here’s a humorous example of that rule:Only I poked him in his eye with my stick.I only poked him in his eye with my stick.I poked only him in his eye with my stick.I poked him only in his eye with my stick.I poked him in his only eye with my stick.I poked him in his eye only with my stick.I poked him in his eye with my only stick.I poked him in his eye with my stick only.
BE THIS GUY over 5 years ago
I expected blood to be dripping from that spear.
knight1192a over 5 years ago
He only uses it when he’s angry. Worry Goat, worry a lot. In fact, start running right now.
Darsan54 Premium Member over 5 years ago
I dunno. Rat’s got a point. Literally.
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
looks like a harpoon from the “Pequod” shipwreck than a spear
alaskajohn1 over 5 years ago
What would Goat-ke-bob taste like?
TazzTec over 5 years ago
I’m with Rat on this one.
comic4matt over 5 years ago
No worries… He’s only used it twice. This morning!
enigmamz over 5 years ago
That’s one way around gun control laws.
jonesbeltone over 5 years ago
Rat’s response to the world differs from mine only in its extreem-ness.
Kind&Kinder over 5 years ago
We’ve always known that it’s touch-and-go with Rat; he usually winds up giving you the shaft!
Troglodyte over 5 years ago
Rat needs to get a life. And counselling.
Ham_Gravy over 5 years ago
Just when I think all the comics have gone to computer lettering, I read BAT-$#!+ on Pearls and decide there might yet be hope.
Masterskrain Premium Member over 5 years ago
So Rat traded in his Louisville Slugger?
tripwire45 over 5 years ago
“Mr. Magee, don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.” -Rat
Znox11 over 5 years ago
“But Rat, you’re always angry!”
cocavan11 over 5 years ago
Not “I only use it when I’m angry,” but “I use it only when I’m angry.” The meaning of a sentence depends on the placement of “only.” Here’s a humorous example of that rule:Only I poked him in his eye with my stick.I only poked him in his eye with my stick.I poked only him in his eye with my stick.I poked him only in his eye with my stick.I poked him in his only eye with my stick.I poked him in his eye only with my stick.I poked him in his eye with my only stick.I poked him in his eye with my stick only.
RobinHood over 5 years ago
I prefer a Broadsword myself.
chris_weaver over 5 years ago
Carrying a spear is ridiculous – get a taser instead!
The Handsome Raspberry over 5 years ago
Dont think a real restuarant would let you in with a spear. Also rat can’t just sneak it under is shirt….
F-Flash over 5 years ago
And Rat’s always angry!
eladee AKA Wally over 5 years ago
Which would be like all the time.
Plods with ...™ over 5 years ago
I’m with rat
Ermine Notyours over 5 years ago
I was hoping for another Pig fruit graffiti strip. I was picturing the saddest Carmen Miranda headdress ever.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 5 years ago
And you want to steer clear when he’s angry
Al Nala over 5 years ago
Rat’s ALWAYS angry.
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
I prefer a broadsword.
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Note to self: Order a spear off of Amazon ASAP.
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
Pork souvlaki sounds good,
bookworm0812 over 5 years ago
Sooooo…..about 50 times a day then?
hariseldon59 over 5 years ago
“You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry!”
pchemcat over 5 years ago
I’m with you there Rat!
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
Hey, Rat! Do you have an Open Carry Spear permit? Or are you trying out for an Extra part in the opera (you know, “spear carrier”)?
But, seriously, folks, I bet Rat keeps that bar peaceful….
Constantinepaleologos over 5 years ago
“That’s my secret, Captain…”
b r u h over 5 years ago
Hey, can you tell me if my comments are showing up? For some reason they weren’t showing up before. Thanks!
Boxo croco says happy derby over 3 years ago
“You won’t like him when he’s angry”
No One in Particular almost 2 years ago
You know, the characters in Rat’s cursing look kinda like the word itself…