Rob Rogers for December 01, 2018

As Stephen Colbert recapped this week in light of Donald Trump’s claims of knowing things with his gut (which is plentifully endowed) than his brain (not so much), looking back to his previous show “The Colbert Report” on Comedy Central, his very first episode of that old show, many years ago, was the one in which he famously coined the term “truthiness” — “knowing” things with your gut instead of your brain.

It has gotten to the point where parody and satire have morphed into the bizarre reality we now live in.

So, does this knowledge come out of the gut’s far end?

We need some Ex Lax, to treat the White House.

Noxious gasses coming out at both ends!

You must remember that his gut is filled with all of the “alternative facts” he swallows.

His gut is filled with e coli. Nuff said…

He’s full of something, all right.

See what a diet of fast food will do to a person?

He should be buried in a biohazard bag.

To be fair to Donnie, he didn’t claim that what his gut said made sense, only that the gut says more than other people. It’s kind of like hearing voices in your head.

Ǡnd, they’re coming to take me away, ha, ha

They’re coming to take me away, ho, ho, hee, hee, ha, ha

To my Moscow home with golden showers and twitter birds

And I’ll be happy to see those Яussian men with their pure white skin

And they’re coming to take Tяump away, ha, ha

You thought I was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed

when I said that Mueller would make me flip my lid, right?

You know you laughed

I heard you laugh, you laughed, you laughed and laughed with all of the left, but now you know I’m utterly mad

And, they’re coming to take me away, ha, ha

They’re coming to take me away, ho, ho, hee, hee, ha, ha

To my Moscow home with golden showers and twitter birds

And Яussian pee-ers who squat and squirt and twiddle my thumbs and toes

And they’re coming to take me away, ha, ha

I screwed your mood, I cleaned your clock and this is how you pay me back for all my unkind selfish hateful deeds, huh?

Well, you just wait, they’ll hack you yet

And when they do, they’ll get you with the C.S.S U.S.S.Я., you American mutts

And, they’re coming to take me away, ha, ha

They’re coming to take me away, ho, ho, hee, hee, ha, ha

To my Moscow home with golden showers and twitter birds

And I’ll be happy to see those Яussian men with their pure white skin

And they’re coming to take me away, ha, ha

To my Moscow home with golden showers and twitter birds

And Яussian pee-ers who squat and squirt and twiddle my

thumbs and toes

And they’re coming to take me away, ha, ha

Samuels – used without permission

It takes a lot of guts to be president and he’s definitely over qualified!

Seemingly the essence of the neo-Republican ideology (thanks Newt), … explains why it is so difficult for normal Americans to communicate with them using logic and reason. The resident, unlike his predecessors, doesn’t even try to disguise it.

This political cartoon is spot on and well drawn.

United States doctrine is based on Trump’s bad diet of fast food.

Proud to be ’merican…

So, where is Lumpy Hannity’s head in this chart? We KNOW he has it buried up trump’s rump 24/7…

Huge gut and a pea brain = Trump. I hope his gut is telling him it’s time to let out the waist on his pants again.

He’s projecting. Actually, his gut tells him more than his brain can.

Excuse my rudeness, but this totally explains all the shit he spews.

Ah! So that’s his vision for America — Gutted!

Only T Rump could get that from a thousand Happy Meals™…

Truthiness is Colbert’s word for believing what your gut tells you instead of what you know with your mind, because you don’t like what you know with your mind. The problem with using your gut to do what your mind is supposed to be doing is that the products of the two organs become virtually identical.

Ex-Lax? Pepto-Bismol? Oh, heavens forbid!! I prescribe a daily dose of Colonoscopy Prep!!! That’ll keep him busy!!

People on Trump’s side believe in things as so that just aren’t true at all. 45% still think that Obama isn’t American and isn’t a Christian.

This POS certainly has more gut than brain

If that’s a quote, it’s one of the only truths I’ve heard from him. Nobody(‘s brain) can tell him anything that his gut doesn’t want to hear

Trump’s Disciples also ‘know’ that their gut can tell them more than anyone else’s brain.

Just look at their comments.

You mean a developing ulcer is what we’ve been dealing with for the last two years?