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- 6 months ago on Clay Jones
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8 months ago
on M2Bulls
Don’t ask him why…
Why I’m a greedy guy
I’m greedy noon and nighty-night-night
My greed is a fright
I’m greedy high and low
But don’t ask me why
‘cause he don’t know
⛣
It’s not for lack of bread
I get lots from the Red
Suu-ck-errs…
⛣
Give me all your cash
Crispy beautiful cash
Shining, gleaming
Stolen, untaxed, bigly stacked
⛣
Pay me up to here-
Bribes, arm’s length or longer-
Here loans, there Jared
Everywhere bankrupt, bankrupt
Grift it, blow it
Long as suckers throw it
My Base
⛣
Let it fly in the vault
And not ever halt
Give a home to the Franklins in my hair
A home for cash
A hive after the election stash
Flippin’ ya the bird
There ain’t no words
For the stupid, dupe-ed, the dunder of my…
base
Blow it, stow it
Long as suckers throw it
My Base
⛣
oh say, can you see
my critter – if you can
then my rug’s too short
⛣
Down to cash
Use the stash?
Down to court
Rug too short?
⛣
don’t ever have to comb it
‘cause it just never grows
⛣
Everywhere bankrupt, bankrupt
Grift it, blow it
Long as suckers throw it
My Base
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(apologies to Galt MacDermot & the entire cast)
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9 months ago
on Clay Bennett
American Heather Heyer was murdered by Nazis six years ago today. American Nazis. She was 32 years old, and her hometown was invaded by torch carrying low-life thugs. So she took a rare day off of work to peacefully march against hate.
They killed her.
Dozens of those very same Nazis participated in the attack on the U.S. Capitol, trying to prevent congress from certifying your votes for president. Most of them have been jury convicted and sentenced. After Heather’s death, a criminal (who was then President of the United States) declared that many of these murdering white-supremacist Nazis were fine people.
Fascists are now an endangered species here, and will receive no quarter in America. For all of us, the struggle to form a more perfect union continues.
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9 months ago
on Clay Bennett
Heather Angel
Never gonna ya do it
A world beyond
Heather angel you are somewhere
On the show
Don’t you think you would find
Where to go
I want to go dancing on the other side
I want to buy you another day
But the money’s gone
They brought guns and hatred
I don’t care about that
I just want you to be alive
And go to the other…
I don’t want money or looks
Have to decide
Passive
And you are dead in the name of it
And then we’d see yeh, yeh
Then you’d see
The relationship
And walking I see you in the clouds
And I fall for
I would fall for you
I would…
Forever
Goodbye, byeGoodbye
And that is all
STOP STOP
Sonic Youth
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11 months ago
on Steve Breen
And he…
…HE HIMSELF…
The Greatest Football Player
Did ante up to the real beast!
⚖
Welcome Struggle, bring your cheer
Cheer to all Fans far and near
⚖
Justice Day is in our grasp
So long as we have hands to clasp
⚖
Justice Day can always be
Just as long as We have We
⚖
Welcome Justice
While we stand
⚖
Heart to Heart
Holding Jim Brown’s hand
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11 months ago
on Steve Breen
Every Fan down in Fan-ville
The tall and the small
°
Was cheering and cheering!
Without any prejudice at all!
°
They COULDN’T stop Jim
Brown from running!
°
HE SCORED!
°
Somehow or other
He scored just the same!
°
And the Defense with their
Cleat-feet ice cold in the snow
°
Stood puzzling and puzzling:
“How could it be so?”
“He ran without blockers!”
“He ran without fumbles!”
“He scored without bragging, breaking, or drugs!”
°
They puzzled and puzzed ‘til
Their puzzlers were sore
°
Then the Defense thought of
Something they hadn’t before!
°
“Maybe Jim Brown…” they thought
“…isn’t owned by the Store.”
°
“Maybe this Man… perhaps…
means a little bit more!”
°
And what happened then?
Well… in Fan-ville they say
°
That the Fans’ small hearts
Grew three sizes that day!
°
And then… the true meaning
Of Equality came through
°
And Jim Brown found the
Strength of ten Nagurskis
(plus two)
°
And now that his heart
Didn’t feel quite so tight
°
Jim whizzed with his load
To the cause of civil rights
°
With a smile to the Camera
He descended Lambeau
°
Quietly leaving the Game
To Lead and Grow
°
He rushed into Glory
He brought back the joys
°
He brought back pride
To the Fan girls and boys
°
He brought back their balance
And their goals and examples
°
He brought back their obstinacy
Their daring, and chutzpah
°
He brought everything back
Back from the Field
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11 months ago
on Ted Rall
Perhaps you would care for a little light entertainment while you wait? I have been composing a short opera. Would you like to hear a song or two?
- No, thank you.
Oh, you’ll love it. It’s a comedy. It’s calledThe Torturer’s Apprentice – here’s the overture:
The curtain rises on a typical everyday torture chamber. Ronsadork, the young apprentice, sings of his joy in his job
♫ A torturer’s apprentice went his merry way to work one day
I bend and stretch and ply my trade making people all afraid
But things look black
Business is slack
There’s no one on the rack but me ♫
Act four is set in an abattoir – I see a lot of slapstick – We begin with the arrival of the eunuchs’ chorus who sing ‘Cut Off in My Prime.’
♫ Cut off in my prime
Surrounded by beautiful women all the time
A eunuch’s life is hard, and nothing else ♫
– Excuse me a moment…
Oh, you won’t want to miss this aria. It reminds me of my school days in England!
♫ Life is rather like a game
It’s important that you win
And though it seem a terrible shame
If you lie and cheat and sin
Lay up and win the game!
I’m a modern man
These days I find you have to be
Awfully cruel to be kind
I’m a modern man
You will agree
It’s either you or me! ♫
– The Adventures of Baron Munchausen -
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almost 2 years ago
on Pedro X. Molina
“Peace does not appear so distant as it did. I hope it will come soon, and come to stay; and so come as to be worth the keeping in all future time—
It will then have been proved that, among free men, there can be no successful appeal from the ballot to the bullet; and that they who take such appeal are sure to lose their case, and pay the cost.”
A. Lincoln – September 3, 1863
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almost 2 years ago
on Joel Pett
“If a problem is fixable, if a situation is such that you can do something about it, then there is no need to worry. If it’s not fixable, then there is no help in worrying. There is no benefit in worrying whatsoever.” ― Tibetan Cat XXVII
(attributed to Dalai Lama XIV)
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almost 2 years ago
on Steve Benson
“…in the cynical confidence that their testimony would not be doubted, confident that you gentlemen would go along with them on the assumption – the evil assumption – that all Negroes lie, all Negroes are basically immoral beings, all Negro men are not to be trusted around our women. An assumption that one associates with minds of their caliber — and which is, in itself, gentlemen, a lie which I do not need to point out to you.” Atticus Finch
“In Court with The Mandarin Thing”
The someday plans of prison goons
Are sheltered from the sun
He’s quite a load, attorneys change
The tournament’s begun
The bailiff (dapper) says his piece
The jury softly cringe
Hearing wicked lies from his tongue
In court with the Mandarin Thing
°
The keeper of the prison keys
Jangles loud in his dreams
He whiffed outside the Capitol’s door
With insufficient schemes
The black queen chants the people’s charge
The cracked brass bells will ring
To summon back the justice witch
In court with the Mandarin Thing
°
The defense posts threatening screens
Whilst plotting return to power
We chase the truth, slip to slip
To taste the sweet and sour
The red hat jester lifts his hand
The arguments begin
As slowly turns the grinding wheel
In court with the Mandarin Thing
°
On soft gray mornings widows cry
The wise men share a joke
They run to grasp divining tweets
To satisfy the hoax
The red hat jester does not say
But wildly pulls his strings
And frowns as his puppets squeal
In court with the Mandarin Thing
☮
King Crimson
Fripp, Sinfield, Lake, McDonald, Giles