What a load of sawdust.
I wooden accept that
But hope is ever green!
That’s knot funny!
It goes against the grain for him to be good, he feels like a sap. “What was it all fir?”, he wonders.
“You’ll shoot your eye out, kid!”
Careful. That old guy’s not the real Santa Claus. He’ll just string you along. You’ll end up as his puppet.
“Stay wood, boy! STAY WOOD!” ;-)
Everyone nose that Pinocchio isn’t always honest.
Maybe next year someone could pull a few strings for him.
At least he got spruced up for Santa.
Kid, when yew grow up the ladies will appreciate your lies.
I got nuthin!Very good posts by all ;)
I won’t say he has lied, but I do believe he’s varnishing the truth.
Does he have a runny nose? Snot maple, is it?
Puppet? I’m not a puppet. You’re the puppet…
Man, oh man, I love you, man, oh man, I can
Anyway I can
Love you all day
It’s not right the way I love, man, oh man, I can
Our love is ‘knot holy’
‘Wooden’ you say?
a splintered childhood….
Superfrog over 5 years ago
What a load of sawdust.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 5 years ago
I wooden accept that
Kind&Kinder over 5 years ago
But hope is ever green!
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 5 years ago
That’s knot funny!
Nuliajuk over 5 years ago
It goes against the grain for him to be good, he feels like a sap. “What was it all fir?”, he wonders.
Little Caesar over 5 years ago
“You’ll shoot your eye out, kid!”
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
Careful. That old guy’s not the real Santa Claus. He’ll just string you along. You’ll end up as his puppet.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 5 years ago
“Stay wood, boy! STAY WOOD!” ;-)
over 5 years ago
Everyone nose that Pinocchio isn’t always honest.
uniquename over 5 years ago
Maybe next year someone could pull a few strings for him.
nyscotsman1 over 5 years ago
At least he got spruced up for Santa.
nosirrom over 5 years ago
Kid, when yew grow up the ladies will appreciate your lies.
Herb L 1954 over 5 years ago
I got nuthin!Very good posts by all ;)
Lablubber over 5 years ago
I won’t say he has lied, but I do believe he’s varnishing the truth.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 5 years ago
Does he have a runny nose? Snot maple, is it?
SavannahJim Premium Member over 5 years ago
Puppet? I’m not a puppet. You’re the puppet…
Charlie Tuba over 5 years ago
Man, oh man, I love you, man, oh man, I can
Anyway I can
Love you all day
It’s not right the way I love, man, oh man, I can
Our love is ‘knot holy’
‘Wooden’ you say?
Fred over 5 years ago
a splintered childhood….