Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 30, 2018

Always knew they were smarter than we think.

But where’s the worm he should have caught earlier for bait??

Angling for a better deal.

Maybe Larry likes birds better than he likes fish.

At least it appears he kept the fish fed.

My father on April 1st went fishing in our gold fish bowl. He took a piece of carrot and sliced it to look like a fish and tied it to the end of the line. Just as mom came around the corner he yelled that he caught one and jerked it out of the water. Mom thought dad had lost it big time and tried to run out of the house.

He’s not hungry. He’s just bored. Put the TV remote in his cage.

Do like ’em better when the giggles are in and the politics are out.

Reply from distant room … “No dear, I did not flip you the bird.”

LMFAO! Excellent.

That’s one way to find Nemo.

uh… where’s Larry?

The bird must be a “kingfisher” !

The bird must be Larry’s Kingfisher !

The bird is hoping to trade the fish to the cat so the cat won’t eat the bird.

Feed a bird a fish and it will eat for a day. Teach a bird to fish and you’ll never have to feed it again.

I got hooked by THIS ’toon!

Tickled my funny-bone.

Yes, this one made me laugh out loud! Very funny.

What song does a five pound canary sing? … CHIRP!

What song does a fifty pound canary sing? … Here kitty kitty.

My sister once left the birdcage door open. We didn’t have to ask the cat when he last ate.

Perhaps bird not hungry, just bored

A bird that eats seeds is so desperate to eat it goes after fish.

I wonder if you could keep the wire bottomed only birdcage over the fishtank to keep the fish fed with the seed drops and the bird doo falling down and not having to clean the birdcage. (yeah, I know it’s gross, but was just hypothesizing…)

I went fishing once and the fish swam away with the rod and reel!

If the bird was a raven, I could totally believe this happened.

Give a bird a fish, and you feed it for a day… Teach a bird to fish, and you feed it for a lifetime.