Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 07, 2018

Yeah.

And it’s Rat.

Tuesday night’s all right for fighting, get a little action in.

Well, at least Rat isn’t just simply picking a holiday or someone’s birthday as an excuse to get drunk.

If it’s Tuesday, it must be Belgium and they like their beer as much as Germans. And I hope Rat is not planning on drinking Schlitz.

I’ll drink to that, Goat… with ROOT beer,

What’s the occasion? It’s a day ending in ‘y’!

Actually, it’s quite possible for both of you to be living life wrong.

Mondays are better, especially no pants Monday.

In my younger days, we’d go for a beer after work on Monday just for surviving the work day.

Could Rat be a college student?

I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my own lifestyle…..

If you can’t find a reason to party, then party anyway!

Any day is a good day to party.

London calling. Getting blitzed ain’t what is cracked up to be.

Tried bottling leftover keg beer, doesn’t work. The owners of the apartment were not pleased with a closet full of flat beer, lost the deposit, LOL!

It’s free beer want more do you want ? (hopefully it is cold and not flat)

If you have to search for a reason to justify your choice, chances are it’s a bad choice.

In THIS case, “Wrong” depends on your point of view…

Monday – Everybody mooning about wondering where the weekend went,

Tuesday- Number two on the workday list,

Wednesday – When, oh when, is the weekend coming up?

Thursday – Thoroughly fed up with it,

Friday – Tonight we will go out and get fried,

Saturday – Sit around and recover from the Friday Fling.

It’s a turned down day, nothing on my mind, and I dig it…………..

One of the best calendars in all of comics.

Are you sure it’s not a Thursday? I could never get the hang of Thursdays. . .

How did people drink beer before they invented those little red cups?

Used to do that years ago. On the first warm day after winter, after months of freezing, a bunch of us would have “spring fever day”. We called people on the phone and told them to come over. As we worked 3:30 to midnight, we all called in. Well, some did anyway. Then we would drive by the company and catch people we knew coming out of work and invited them over too! And we had a big party, and it didn’t make any difference what day of the week it was.

I have heard that, if Friday the 13th is an unlucky day, there must be a lucky day, and that lucky day is Tuesday the 7th. Well, here we are. How will you spend it?

Rat, you are my idol and hero!

“But I knew that you

With your heart beating and your eyes shining

Would be dreaming of me

Lying with you on a Tuesday morning"

You celebrate your way and I’ll celebrate mine.

My car had some metal separation, so I had to get a Tuesday Weld. Pass that beer, Rat!

Practicing for the Nov. 2018 election results

You yourself have said it, Goat.

You only go ’round once!

Yea for Tuesday! Never mind TGIF, we have So Happy It’s Tuesday!

hic YAAaAyy!!! hic

I prefer to live my life free from hangovers, drunk texting, and vague regrets about things I can’t remember doing.