There are some compensations for living in a HOA prison camp. Some people living in one condo HOA found that their basement walls were crumbling and in danger of falling apart. As a group they were able to afford the fix as insurance wouldn’t cover it.
A good argument for having shutters on your windows, and keeping them shut, especially during hot days! Of course, the HOA would disallow shutters, ‘cause then they couldn’t spy.
Well, screw the HOA. Eat what you will and Invite the HOA spy over for dinner….
BE THIS GUY over 5 years ago
Home Association Bylaw 23465, section 343.7 — no cooked pasta sauces between Memorial Day and Labor Day.
alaskajohn1 over 5 years ago
Try a different one, Goat, and see what the HOA does; then you can sue.
sirbadger over 5 years ago
Paint your house with 3 colors to match tomato, alfredo, and pesto.
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
Even if the HOA disagrees, I’ll go with alfredo… with chicken and broccoli mixed in.
blunebottle over 5 years ago
I’ll go without the HOA. Staying in my freehold property, thank you very much.
B UTTONS over 5 years ago
HOA Covenant and Condition
165425.357 – No red sauce or beverage within the house
169925.357 – No food item that does not have an American sounding name
amethyst52 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Alfredo!!!
danketaz Premium Member over 5 years ago
If this is a second notice, that makes him a past pasta pesto pest.
chris_weaver over 5 years ago
No Alfredo for you!!
over 5 years ago
Just call a magician and pesto, he’ll be out of sight.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 5 years ago
There are some compensations for living in a HOA prison camp. Some people living in one condo HOA found that their basement walls were crumbling and in danger of falling apart. As a group they were able to afford the fix as insurance wouldn’t cover it.
Willywise52 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Because pesto is besto.
johndifool over 5 years ago
What a pesto.
Nyckname over 5 years ago
Fettuccine Alfredo is Italian for fancy ass macaroni and cheese.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 5 years ago
It all becomes clear now. See The Big Picture.
joefearsnothing over 5 years ago
Get elected to the HOA board and create havoc….jes fer fun! ;o)
eolan59 over 5 years ago
Now go & read today’s The Big Picture
Ron Dunn Premium Member over 5 years ago
Just to piss off the HOA I would do a creamy alfredo pesto sauce and then tell them to get bent lol.
Goat over 5 years ago
Why would the HOA give a hoot about the type of pasta he cooks?
PO' DAWG over 5 years ago
Go cook a bunch of cabbage and open the windows.
DogBoiGod11 over 5 years ago
Can’ Those HOA creeps go get the crocs and get eaten?
Iwa Iniki over 5 years ago
Oh yum! I love Pesto!
codedaddy over 5 years ago
He’ll no doubt require that they upgrade the ancient TV console.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 5 years ago
What is “Alfredo”?
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
A good argument for having shutters on your windows, and keeping them shut, especially during hot days! Of course, the HOA would disallow shutters, ‘cause then they couldn’t spy.
Well, screw the HOA. Eat what you will and Invite the HOA spy over for dinner….
Mentor397 over 5 years ago
Yeah, no HOA for me. I’ll go and live in a castle, with a moat. I need my Prego.
markmoss1 over 5 years ago
What’s the HOA’s position on woodchippers? (Head-first or feet-first?)
*real* Guard Duck over 2 years ago
I love pesto!
*real* Guard Duck over 2 years ago
and so does the other guard duck