I’ve seen some folks claim a bird defecating on you, typically your shoulder, is good luck. The hosts of most of the shows I’ve seen this on typically look more like they feel it’s the exact opposite. Maybe they’ve met this bird.
Once at our local beach, I found a primo parking spot up front, under a street lamp. Lesson learned: the seagulls perch on the lamp. From the beach straight to a carwash.
Guy is sitting in a bar next to a pirate. He notices that the pirate has a hook where , a peg leg, and an eye patch. He asks, forgive me for asking, but how did you come to lose a hand, an eye, and a leg? The pirate replies, well me leg was the first to go. A cannon shot took it clean off. Me hand was lost a few years later in a duel with cutlasses. I see says the man. And the eye? I was laying on a beach and a seagull pooped on it. You lost your eye because of seagull poop? It was me first day with the hook.
I remember when Stephan Pastis couldn’t get away with poop jokes about 10 years ago (he couldn’t even use the word “poop”), but it looks like he can now publish a comic showing Pig getting bird pooped on. Well done, Steph! Honestly, I wonder how Dav Pilkey could get away with that kind of stuff in his Captain Underpants books…
BE THIS GUY about 6 years ago
Pig, consider yourself lucky. Now, go take a shower.
alaskajohn1 about 6 years ago
No worse than wallowing in the mud.
Adiraiju about 6 years ago
Or the bird of bad fart-on-a-head? (Sorry…)
knight1192a about 6 years ago
I’ve seen some folks claim a bird defecating on you, typically your shoulder, is good luck. The hosts of most of the shows I’ve seen this on typically look more like they feel it’s the exact opposite. Maybe they’ve met this bird.
Templo S.U.D. about 6 years ago
how much worse can it get after a bird splatting on your noggin?
danketaz Premium Member about 6 years ago
No doubt, retaliation from Queen Victoria.
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member about 6 years ago
Not exactly the “Bluebird of Happiness” here; more like the “White Bird of Crappiness” it would seem.
blunebottle about 6 years ago
♫ “May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose…” ♫
nosirrom about 6 years ago
Is that a Foo Bird?
F-Flash about 6 years ago
It’s a good thing pig didn’t look up. Splat-tastic!
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member about 6 years ago
’Question: What is the white stuff in bird poop?
Answer: That is bird poop, too.’
… from Kurt Vonnegut, ‘Timequake’
dwane.scoty1 about 6 years ago
Wow! How many Pig Stys have Drop Lighting? or, do birds always fly Indoors in Pastisrhoidia?
Stevefk about 6 years ago
Lesson Learned – it’s better to keep your mouth shut and don’t look up!
tripwire45 about 6 years ago
That happened to my wife once when we were vacationing in Italy.
Qiset about 6 years ago
If Pig had his CHL, it might be time to see if that bird tastes like chicken.
jessie d. Premium Member about 6 years ago
Does that white bird defecate by orange tweets? known by the hashtag, the Poop-in-Chief?
stang119 about 6 years ago
Could have been worse. It could have been The Elephant of Bad Fortune Ahead
JudyAz about 6 years ago
“LOOK, UP IN THE SKY!”
“IT’S A BIRD!”
“IT’S A PLANE!”
SPLAT!—-
“…it’s a bird…"
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 6 years ago
Too bad it didn’t happen to Rat
Ed_Bickford creator about 6 years ago
well…poo on me..
steverinoCT about 6 years ago
Once at our local beach, I found a primo parking spot up front, under a street lamp. Lesson learned: the seagulls perch on the lamp. From the beach straight to a carwash.
Barry Newton Premium Member about 6 years ago
Tacky, Pastis. Gooey, too.
Radish the wordsmith about 6 years ago
Oh man, an omen. If the shoe fits, wear it.
CYGNUS X1 about 6 years ago
That’s enough for now but that get things “moving”! OR This moment brought to you by a movement!
WCraft Premium Member about 6 years ago
Another Pastis diamond. His mind must work in ways we will never understand!
battycomic Premium Member about 6 years ago
Holy s@#$!
Lablubber about 6 years ago
Guy is sitting in a bar next to a pirate. He notices that the pirate has a hook where , a peg leg, and an eye patch. He asks, forgive me for asking, but how did you come to lose a hand, an eye, and a leg? The pirate replies, well me leg was the first to go. A cannon shot took it clean off. Me hand was lost a few years later in a duel with cutlasses. I see says the man. And the eye? I was laying on a beach and a seagull pooped on it. You lost your eye because of seagull poop? It was me first day with the hook.
John W. Vinson Premium Member about 6 years ago
Yep. It’s an omen pigeon!
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 6 years ago
Being pooped on by a bird means you’ll get visited by Sam and Ella.
Sisyphos about 6 years ago
That message was brought to you, Pig, by the famous Foo Bird. And you know what they say….
GeifuKe about 6 years ago
Pig knows what about birdly squat?
GeifuKe about 6 years ago
The latest scoop about the latest in bird poop.
GeifuKe about 6 years ago
Pig got a head hit from a bird loaded with dead ……..
ND Cool Z almost 6 years ago
I remember when Stephan Pastis couldn’t get away with poop jokes about 10 years ago (he couldn’t even use the word “poop”), but it looks like he can now publish a comic showing Pig getting bird pooped on. Well done, Steph! Honestly, I wonder how Dav Pilkey could get away with that kind of stuff in his Captain Underpants books…
alantain 6 months ago
Oh, big deal! One little bird! I got bombed by a whole flock of geese! Canada geese! Grass-eating Canada geese! Eeeewww!