Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for January 12, 2018

“That’s a BINGO!”

I just figured it’s the hospital’s helicopter and Frank knows where they keep the keys.

Oh, snap.

That’s Lola Granola? She looks a little younger. What did she do, took a dip in a Lazarus pool?

Uh oh, we’re opening the oxymoron can of worms. George Carlin was the absolute master. Jumbo shrimp. Non-stop flight. Working vacation. Reasonable Attorney’s fees.

TAh-DAAHHH!!!

Sad Lola looks more like Cousin Ophelia from The Addams Family.

Well, there’s “criminal lawyer,” but some would say that’s a redundancy, not an oxymoron.

“Sensitive Steve Dallas”

I know! I know! “Steve Dallas.” Right?

“Steve” and “Lola”. And yet, they are both together at Steve’s home, not the hospital.

“President” Trump.

Iced coffee.

I just love Steve Dallas. If I ever need legal representation, I wouldn’t want any other attorney in my corner.

Tangerine Toddler.

Christian Trumpist

Free Lunch

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