Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 15, 2016
Transcript:
Pig this is my pal, Chelle, she works for baseball manager Mike Scioscia. Goat: Oh,Yeah? What do you do? Chelle: I do all his postings on Facebook and Twitter, but I get tired of being paid shill,and so... Rat: So what? Pig so should Chelle so shill Scioscia social media? Goat: Say that three times fast. Stephan Pastis: Can't be done.
BE THIS GUY over 7 years ago
If she doesn’t want the job, Scioscia can outsource it to some guy in Bangalore.
Oshietekun over 7 years ago
Chelle and Stephan have a strange resemblance. Creepy.
Kali39 over 7 years ago
Is there a reason Rat hasn’t hit Cartoon Boy with a baseball bat for that one?
Marc Schiffres over 7 years ago
I CAN’T EVEN SAY IT ONE TIME FAST!
Templo S.U.D. over 7 years ago
How do you come up with these steeply punchlines, Mr. Pastis?
bigcatbusiness over 7 years ago
… and I shtill don’t understand.
Kaputnik over 7 years ago
As long as she does it by the seashore.
Kind&Kinder over 7 years ago
O.K., Steph. I got a contract out for a guy to twist your tongue!
JohnoTeacher over 7 years ago
She lives in the Sechelles.
asianwoof over 7 years ago
Chelle shall see Hell if she sells out.
alviebird over 7 years ago
I want some of what Pastis has been smoking.
jbmlaw01 over 7 years ago
well done
eddie6192 over 7 years ago
Just once, from that dumb Pig, is enough.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 7 years ago
Groan!
jimmjonzz Premium Member over 7 years ago
“it-it-it”What’s so hard about that?
prairiedogdance Premium Member over 7 years ago
Why is there an extraneous “so” after Chelle? Grammatically it doesn’t make any sense, or was she supposed have a last name in the first panel? and I agree with Johnathan, surprised Pastis didn’t have her from the Seychelles.
KEA over 7 years ago
how do i get the knot out of my tongue?
tom over 7 years ago
I don’t think you can even WRITE that three times.
Ermine Notyours over 7 years ago
And on the weekends she sells sea shells by the sea shore.
StarWarsGuy500 over 7 years ago
My aching tongue!
Sherlock Watson over 7 years ago
I’d like to see a verbal duel between Cartoon-Boy and the Fox in Socks.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 7 years ago
…i can’t even READ it through without having to backtrack.
gene06825 Premium Member over 7 years ago
Pathetic…
angelfiredragon over 7 years ago
get tired of not being paid enough, post something offensive…then delete it later. Shouldn’t be too hard to offend a bunch of people over nothing.
Number Three over 7 years ago
Anybody who doesn’t have a lisp try to say this will suddenly develop one.You wait.xxx
jaroc93 over 7 years ago
Wow my brain hurts
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
Rat? Goat? Pig? Will no one rid me of this pun-ishing Cartoon-Boy?!
Govi Premium Member over 7 years ago
How is Scioscia supposed to be pronounced?
Julius Marold Premium Member over 7 years ago
I couldn’t say it once let alone three times.
msandman1943 over 7 years ago
Yes, it CAN be said last three times. With practice.
『▶Ͼняιѕтoρнєя◀』 over 7 years ago
How hard can it be to say it 3 times fast?..s̷̸̱̦̙̖̽ͣͬ͑ͬ̇̕͢͝o̠͉̗͋ͩ͗ͤ͛ͫ̅͟͡ͅ ̰͂ͅͅ͏̴̷̶̮̙̮͙́͗͗̌ͮ̃s̸̵̸̺̯̦̲̦͉̹͛̌͂̐̿ͩ̌͡h̵͕̟̲̱̱̥̀͂̆͌̕o͍͉ͨ̈́u̓ͩ̿̓̉̀̓̓͢҉l̽̄̅͟d̛̝̟̪͇͌̂͊̂ͬ̂͊̚͢͠ ̧̹̝̲̘̜͔͍̪̪̒̅͑̍ͮ͢͠ç̲͍h͙͍̲͕̜̝̞̱̲̟̓̅͒ͤ̄ͪ͜͡e̠̬͔̯̦͓̫ͯ̇̓̈̍ͦ̿ͫ̇ḻ̤͎ͭ͢l̺̇͏̭̳́e̵̯̹͇͊ͭ̚҉̥̰̙̽͢s̵̳̘̾ͣ͐o̵̱͓͈̎͒̌ͫ̀͛̏ ̭̹̙̲ͬs̯̣͈̱̙̩̝̭͒̊h̳̠̅ͧͫ͆̊͑̏ͩ̎͜͢͞i̱̇ͅḽ̷̵̢̧̧͕̗̫̮̰̓͛͂ͪ͂̀̕ͅl̮̪ͣ̄ͭͥ́̆͡҉̜ ̵̰̙̬̱̥̠͙ͥ́̇̔ͧ͐̽͛͘͘͜ś̡̪͈̥̒ͬͧ̈͢͞č̴̯̟̰̫͒̎ͣ͠͏̴̵̠̈́ị̣̰̱̍ͅo̴̶̡̡͓͔̖͇ͣ͛̊̄̀ͬ͑ͫͧͦͣ͘s͉̦̹͔̜͔ͭ̈́ͫ̆͌̕͏ͫ͌c̵̦̬̪̃̆͂̂ͬͩ͜͜ǐ̯̼̱̑̓̕ḁ̷̠͌̔͗ͦ̈́̃҉̵ ̧̼̟̝̲ͭͯ̀͊͋ͭ̄̃̂͞s̴̵̡̫̫̯ͦ̓ọ̡͓̘̹̭́́̒͂̀̏̈́͝c̹ͅi̧͐̎̂a̢̯͉͂ͧͭͪ͡͞ͅl̞̯̝̒ͦ͋ͤ͐̂̍͘ ͙̝̤̟̝̤̬̃́͘͞m̵̧̹̺͕ͣ͂ed̳͛ỉ̷̯͙̫̬͓̝̩͍ͩ̂͛ͭaͭ̊?͏̳̘̩̝̩͕́̈́̍͑͗͘s̷̸̱̦̙̖̽ͣͬ͑ͬ̇̕͢͝o̠͉̗͋ͩ͗ͤ͛ͫ̅͟͡ͅ ̰͂ͅͅ͏̴̷̶̮̙̮͙́͗͗̌ͮ̃s̸̵̸̺̯̦̲̦͉̹͛̌͂̐̿ͩ̌͡h̵͕̟̲̱̱̥̀͂̆͌̕o͍͉ͨ̈́u̓ͩ̿̓̉̀̓̓͢҉l̽̄̅͟d̛̝̟̪͇͌̂͊̂ͬ̂͊̚͢͠ ̧̹̝̲̘̜͔͍̪̪̒̅͑̍ͮ͢͠ç̲͍h͙͍̲͕̜̝̞̱̲̟̓̅͒ͤ̄ͪ͜͡e̠̬͔̯̦͓̫ͯ̇̓̈̍ͦ̿ͫ̇ḻ̤͎ͭ͢l̺̇͏̭̳́e̵̯̹͇͊ͭ̚҉̥̰̙̽͢s̵̳̘̾ͣ͐o̵̱͓͈̎͒̌ͫ̀͛̏ ̭̹̙̲ͬs̯̣͈̱̙̩̝̭͒̊h̳̠̅ͧͫ͆̊͑̏ͩ̎͜͢͞i̱̇ͅḽ̷̵̢̧̧͕̗̫̮̰̓͛͂ͪ͂̀̕ͅl̮̪ͣ̄ͭͥ́̆͡҉̜ ̵̰̙̬̱̥̠͙ͥ́̇̔ͧ͐̽͛͘͘͜ś̡̪͈̥̒ͬͧ̈͢͞č̴̯̟̰̫͒̎ͣ͠͏̴̵̠̈́ị̣̰̱̍ͅo̴̶̡̡͓͔̖͇ͣ͛̊̄̀ͬ͑ͫͧͦͣ͘s͉̦̹͔̜͔ͭ̈́ͫ̆͌̕͏ͫ͌c̵̦̬̪̃̆͂̂ͬͩ͜͜ǐ̯̼̱̑̓̕ḁ̷̠͌̔͗ͦ̈́̃҉̵ ̧̼̟̝̲ͭͯ̀͊͋ͭ̄̃̂͞s̴̵̡̫̫̯ͦ̓ọ̡͓̘̹̭́́̒͂̀̏̈́͝c̹ͅi̧͐̎̂a̢̯͉͂ͧͭͪ͡͞ͅl̞̯̝̒ͦ͋ͤ͐̂̍͘ ͙̝̤̟̝̤̬̃́͘͞m̵̧̹̺͕ͣ͂ed̳͛ỉ̷̯͙̫̬͓̝̩͍ͩ̂͛ͭaͭ̊?͏̳̘̩̝̩͕́̈́̍͑͗͘s̷̸̱̦̙̖̽ͣͬ͑ͬ̇̕͢͝o̠͉̗͋ͩ͗ͤ͛ͫ̅͟͡ͅ ̰͂ͅͅ͏̴̷̶̮̙̮͙́͗͗̌ͮ̃s̸̵̸̺̯̦̲̦͉̹͛̌͂̐̿ͩ̌͡h̵͕̟̲̱̱̥̀͂̆͌̕o͍͉ͨ̈́u̓ͩ̿̓̉̀̓̓͢҉l̽̄̅͟d̛̝̟̪͇͌̂͊̂ͬ̂͊̚͢͠ ̧̹̝̲̘̜͔͍̪̪̒̅͑̍ͮ͢͠ç̲͍h͙͍̲͕̜̝̞̱̲̟̓̅͒ͤ̄ͪ͜͡e̠̬͔̯̦͓̫ͯ̇̓̈̍ͦ̿ͫ̇ḻ̤͎ͭ͢l̺̇͏̭̳́e̵̯̹͇͊ͭ̚҉̥̰̙̽͢s̵̳̘̾ͣ͐o̵̱͓͈̎͒̌ͫ̀͛̏ ̭̹̙̲ͬs̯̣͈̱̙̩̝̭͒̊h̳̠̅ͧͫ͆̊͑̏ͩ̎͜͢͞i̱̇ͅḽ̷̵̢̧̧͕̗̫̮̰̓͛͂ͪ͂̀̕ͅl̮̪ͣ̄ͭͥ́̆͡҉̜ ̵̰̙̬̱̥̠͙ͥ́̇̔ͧ͐̽͛͘͘͜ś̡̪͈̥̒ͬͧ̈͢͞č̴̯̟̰̫͒̎ͣ͠͏̴̵̠̈́ị̣̰̱̍ͅo̴̶̡̡͓͔̖͇ͣ͛̊̄̀ͬ͑ͫͧͦͣ͘s͉̦̹͔̜͔ͭ̈́ͫ̆͌̕͏ͫ͌c̵̦̬̪̃̆͂̂ͬͩ͜͜ǐ̯̼̱̑̓̕ḁ̷̠͌̔͗ͦ̈́̃҉̵ ̧̼̟̝̲ͭͯ̀͊͋ͭ̄̃̂͞s̴̵̡̫̫̯ͦ̓ọ̡͓̘̹̭́́̒͂̀̏̈́͝c̹ͅi̧͐̎̂a̢̯͉͂ͧͭͪ͡͞ͅl̞̯̝̒ͦ͋ͤ͐̂̍͘ ͙̝̤̟̝̤̬̃́͘͞m̵̧̹̺͕ͣ͂ed̳͛ỉ̷̯͙̫̬͓̝̩͍ͩ̂͛ͭaͭ̊?͏̳̘̩̝̩͕́̈́̍͑͗͘
Govi Premium Member over 7 years ago
So, Americans pronounce it SO-sha but Italians pronounce it SHO-sha.