Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 17, 2014
Transcript:
Timmy: Left! Halt! Bob: Swimming in a big school again, Timmy? Timmy: Go away, Bob. The school provides me with protection. Bob: It does, huh? What is it, Timmy-the size? The shape? Timmy: I don't know, Bob. You'd have to ask my buddies. Goat; That was a brief character. Pastis: Cartooning is a cruel business. Pig: We'll miss you, little Timmy!
Ida No over 9 years ago
School bullies are the worst.
Sherlock Watson over 9 years ago
Whoever sang “Be True to Your School” never went to that one.
LuvThemPluggers over 9 years ago
Well, he kept ordering them around.
R2-Wolf over 9 years ago
Supposedly, officers in Vietnam were often fragged by their own men for being incompetent boobs. This seems to be the case with Timmy Fish. When you lead the whole group strait up to a large predator, you’re the one that ends up dinner.
hariseldon59 over 9 years ago
I was half expecting the first six panels to be part of another children’s book by Rat, with Goat exclaiming in the last panel how it wasn’t appropriate for a children’s book.
knight1192a over 9 years ago
Guess Timmy was a Failure.
Someone will get the joke.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Bob eats Timmy. School’s out. RIP Timmy, born 17 VIII 14, died 17 VIII 14, a no-nonsense leader. Foolish, but no nonsense. Cartoon-Boy is right : this game is not for the squeamish.
Bilan over 9 years ago
Next thing you know, Pastis will have the fish jumping off a cliff.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 9 years ago
They look like the goldfish crackers
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Every time, I see Pig scream, I imagine him, screaming, in Steve’s voice, from American Dad
Gilbert over 9 years ago
@CameronPB1988……screaming like Steve…..that is hilarious.
Plumbob Wilson over 9 years ago
Herd animals don’t have to outrun a predator. They just have to outrun another herd animal.
garcoa over 9 years ago
I go to Timmy’s for a coffee and donut.
Francis362003 over 9 years ago
He is nothing like Tiny box Tim.
Sweetaddietude Premium Member over 9 years ago
Uh-oh. We’re going to need another Timmy !!
belgarathmth over 9 years ago
Ha! I’m surprised and delighted how many folks who read Pearls Before Swine also watched “Dinosaurs”. That was a great show.
KEA over 9 years ago
Dang, beat me to it. Again! Again!
Number Three over 9 years ago
Poor little Timmy!
xxx
Mikmaq over 9 years ago
We’re gonna need another Timmy.
Majin Nathan over 9 years ago
NO! He was my favorite character!
RetFor over 9 years ago
TIMMMAYYYYYY!!!
claire de la lune. over 9 years ago
Timmy’s always die in Pearls. It’s a rule.
chris_weaver over 9 years ago
Oh well, majority (burp!) rules!
awgiedawgie Premium Member over 9 years ago
So being in school really DOES make you smarter…. except for Timmy. Maybe he slept through too many classes.
Kirbo about 3 years ago
Top Ten Greatest Anime Betrayals 2021
Pig {From P.B.S} about 1 year ago
RIP Timmy