Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 06, 2013

I dunno. The door notwithstanding, Pigita look to be rather lacking in the knocker dept. Or maybe that’s the problem.

Titillating humor today, Stephan.

If I had my front door painted and had forgotten the key, I would’ve gone through the unlocked back door. Luckily I did that at my apartment a few months ago (expect I didn’t forget the key).

“What knockers!”

“Thank you!”

Ah, Mel, you used to be so good!

That will do, Pig, that will do!

No! I positively refuse to award Steve a Booby Prize!

Real smooth Pig! You have such a way with words!

There’s no such thing as an innocent remark when Pigita is around. Won’t this finally convince you to dump her and find yourself a nice girl friend, Pig? Pigita is using you and eventually will kick you to the curb.

He oughta dump her for Miss Piggy! :-P

Luckily Pig didn’t ask to go in her back door.

Strained. You don’t “grab” a knocker.

did she hit him in the crank?

Pshaw!.The Pun-Master strikes again!!!

So it made me chuckle! So what!?

This strip was a bust.

It’s one of those things I’d accidentally say. For example, a youth group was doing a liturgical dance, using long dowels as props. I kept referring to it as their pole dance and didn’t even think of **that*** kind of pole dance until they rather sharply and emphatically told me they called it a “stick dance”.

@deepstblu—You beat me to the PUNch!

But no one’s gonna beat me to the beer!

natureboyfig4: Not a bad idea!.Hey, Steph! You’ve done some knock-offs of other stars, why not Miss Piggy, too!.Give Pigita something else to be miserable about!.(She deserves it!)

“MAY I grab your knocker?” Pigita is such a grammar nazi.

Thanks for the mammories!

She’s flat chested but she has 12 of them.

What does he mean “knocker”? Shouldn’t she have like 12 of em’?

She has 6 or better, don’t be stingy, Pigita !!!!

Pig, you are such a BOOB!

RIP Nelson Mandella, our MadibaYou were an insperation to us all!

He said knocker singular, not the plural that should have gotten her ticked at him. Unless, that is, she has had a mastectomy.

At least he didn’t offer to knock her up.

:-) two different cultures: Just like the word “rubber”

OK, Pig… Why are you telling Rat this?

You know perfectly well what he’s like.

xxx

Knocker! Knocker!.“Who’s there…?”

I have to say, this one made me burst out laughing. It’s almost Rodney Dangerfieldish.

I’ve found my wallpaper for the next few days. Thanks, Pastis! ;-)

…a taped sign on fresh paint and a knocker already mounted… anyway, we see her belly button and the swine is wearing a hat, purse, and… pearls.

Great work PBS commenters (the spell-check Nazi just flagged my word—well, it’s my word and it’s OK!)! Some better than others; but, not a single lame one..“It’s OK to say ‘prick your finger, but not……..’” -George Carlin (who knew what he was talking about).

And I just choked on my coke.

Pigita only has one… mammary?