Lub dem rubber mousies, rubber mousies what I lub/Play wit’ dem for hours while I’m soakin’ in da tub…
“You must be 21 in mouse years to enter. Please have your D ready.”
Somebody in my neighborhood used to use “WARINING STAY OFF” (sic). There was also “IveSeenYouNaked”.
Where’s Muffin? Most cats I’ve known would come running at the sound of the whipped cream can.
“Come ’n listen to a story ’bout a squid named Jed…”
Which writer used to reply to reader letters with postcards that said “Dear Sir or Madam: You may or may not be right. Sincerely…” H.L. Mencken? Mike Royko?
Steve Dalkowski, legend of the Orioles’ farm system in the early ’60s. In the minors, struck out 1,396 and walked 1,354 in 995 innings.
I remember a daily strip whose third panel is Hobbes saying something like “Ever think about lots and lots of water? Rushing and flowing and gurgling and…” In the last panel, Calvin is entering the bathroom saying, “I hate him.” Hobbes may not have the problem, but he knows how to exploit it.