I love the fact that this appears in both English and Spanish!
Bad dog! Bad, bad dog! :-P
A: “Create a deep puddle.”
A frickin’ noose? Isn’t he doomed enough already? :-P
I hope I can still kiss my sweetie at 100!
I’m not so sure about that chart: From what I’ve seen, insecurities are WAY up this year! ;-P Great gag!
Reminds me of the Beverly Hillbillies movie with Jim Varney, when tomboy Elly May was learning about fashionable women’s clothing: “This double-barrel slingshot sure can fling a heap of rocks!” ;-)
That’s no moon!