Close to Home by John McPherson for February 23, 2021


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    Leojim  4 days ago

    Were those little alien boys up to something?

    At this point I think a little paint and a little caulking isn’t going to cut it. But hey, at least you got a place go so to speak.

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    oldpine52  4 days ago

    It’s a fixer upper.

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    momofalex7  4 days ago

    At least there’s a toilet.

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    ronaldspence  4 days ago

    Still a $400,000 fixer upper in Southern California! I bet the realtor phoned a head to arrange the open house…a VERY open house,

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    JudyHendrickson  4 days ago

    Hmmmmm ,,,, areal fixer upper!!!!

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    jr1234  4 days ago

    So they had a choice to walk to bus stop to use the toilet or use it here

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 4 days ago

    This listing will blow you away, just go on in and find a seat.

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    stillfickled Premium Member 4 days ago

    Bleeb says Hi.

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    pathamil  4 days ago

    Sort of like fixing a car by jacking up the radiator cap and driving a new car under it…

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    epaphus8  4 days ago

    “And just look at those views! The best part?—You never have to clean the windows.”

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    Michael G.  4 days ago

    Not much overhead.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 4 days ago

    Location. Location. Location. …but no

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    jbduncan  4 days ago

    “Tornadoes? Very rare in these parts.”

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    Jim2g  4 days ago

    And two bleeps

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    Amra Leo  4 days ago

    Behind you, Bleeb!

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    kelese  4 days ago

    It’s what we call an open floor idea. Great cross ventilation. Sunny views. Close to nature.

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    PO' DAWG Premium Member 4 days ago

    I have another listing in your range, it just came on the market, needs a little more TLC but it’s right down town Portland.

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    jangabriel  4 days ago

    Maybe Bleeb starting some recon???

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    jth  4 days ago

    Oh, there’s Kate Brown’s office.

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    bartour  4 days ago

    Must be a foreclosure, people rip out everything and trash the places that are foreclosed.

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    geese28  4 days ago

    Very, um…..outdoorsy

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    cactusbob333  4 days ago

    Please don’t open that door – I want my privacy.

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    Plods with ... Premium Member 4 days ago

    The bus doesn’t stop here but it’s right on the route.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 4 days ago

    … ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇʀᴇ’s ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀ ɢᴜʏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ sᴀʏ…

    “Excuse us for just a moment, I’d like to talk this over with my wife…

    … Honey, it does have a toilet… and the toilet has a door in front of it, so I’d say that’s pretty much almost everything that you get in any other bathroom anywhere else… I know it’s a bit of a fixer-upper, but I say we make him an offer!”

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    ksu71  4 days ago

    Only one bathroom? Please show us something else.

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    Doctor Toon  4 days ago

    Some assembly required

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    BHALL77801  4 days ago

    The house is a fixer-upper!

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    raybarb44  4 days ago

    It’s a fixer upper….

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    P51Strega  4 days ago

    That looks like a pretty solid door, so plenty of security.

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    redpony2023  4 days ago

    Why is there a capital I in did?

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member 4 days ago

    Well it looks like Bleeb and Dalcon are it again

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    JHL1  4 days ago

    Looks like the big bad wolf huffed and puffed.

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    Lightpainter  4 days ago

    In this situation, you will want a basement.

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    cuzinron47  4 days ago

    And Dalcon says, “My work here is done”.

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    Impkins & Patsnozzle Premium Member 4 days ago

    Waving back at you Bleeb! If this is what they call “house-flipping” where did the rest of the house go? :)

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    thelost wizard  4 days ago

    Are you here for the open house?

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    mwksix  4 days ago

    Sounds like the ex-President…

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    brick10  4 days ago

    Very flexible floor plan. Lots of opportunities to customize to meet your family’s needs.

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    comixbomix  4 days ago

    People who live in glass houses…are way ahead of these folks.

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    WCraft Premium Member 4 days ago

    And then there is the folklore saying that a tornado never hits the same house twice…

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    buflogal!  4 days ago

    Nice solid slab. Much better than the one we had in Flagstaff.

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    spaced man spliff Premium Member 4 days ago

    It was Auntie Em’s house settled down in Utah after the tornado picked it up. Strange feeling that we aren’t in Kansas anymore !!

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    fstop8  3 days ago

    Reminds me about an old Amos and Andy skit.

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