Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 07, 2023

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    codycab  5 months ago

    I don’t think tax dollars alone are gonna be enough for Moe.

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    BE THIS GUY  5 months ago

    Maybe Calvin would be better off not thinking.

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    dadthedawg  5 months ago

    …..or when I don’t think.

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    The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover  5 months ago

    “That’s alright, that’s okay, you’re gonna work for us someday!”

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    Sugar Bombs 95  5 months ago

    Lately I’ve been wondering if Twinky is actually Calvin’s last name, since it’s common in media for bullies to refer to their victims by their surname.

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    kbyrdleroy123  5 months ago

    He didn’t wait until recess.

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    snsurone76  5 months ago

    Bullying ISN’T funny, Sam!!

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    GROG Premium Member 5 months ago

    Knocked the creamy center right out of that twinky

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    David_the_CAD  5 months ago

    Most people’s lips move before their minds do.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 5 months ago

    Moe will one day be named “Inmate of the Month” at the state penitentiary.

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    Izzy Moreno  5 months ago

    I seem to have the same problem. Luckily, my size and demeanor have kept people from getting into fights with me.

    Which is lucky, because I’m a pwssy.

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    Johnny Q Premium Member 5 months ago

    Notice that Moe’s dialogue is written in lower case. (I also like how Watterson writes lines Calvin delivers in a robotic voice…)

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    markkahler52  5 months ago

    Moe may share a cell with the guy who sucker punched the fellow pushing a baby in a stroller out in LA recently!!

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    Birdman47  5 months ago

    Calvin should take up kickboxing or Wei Chi Rhu and give him a serious lesson in self control and respect.

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    chuckcork1  5 months ago

    One of the jerks I went to school with, ended up a drug addict. No surprise there, but he also murdered a young woman by throwing her off a bridge. He’s out now, did 15 years for it.

    I fully expect his lifetime contribution to society will be a considerable negative balance, drawn on the rest of us.

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    GreggW Premium Member 5 months ago

    Wonder if anyone’s done a cartoon where Hobbes rips Moe to shreds?

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    wndflower1  5 months ago

    one of my favorite comments (which often gets me into trouble) is "i just said what everyone else was thinking!)

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    Pet  5 months ago

    I completely understand.

    I have that problem with my face. I cannot control my eyes rolling or the expression that attaches itself to me, when someone says something stupid.
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    saylorgirl  5 months ago

    Why doesn’t Calvin’s mom and dad go to the school to report this bully? I’m sure Calvin’s face is all black and blue. Poor thing. I was bullied by two girls in elementary school. Why? I have no idea. They always threatened me. One has passed away the other? Who knows.

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    Macushlalondra  5 months ago

    Tell him you think he’s going to make some beautiful license plates.

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    RobinHood  5 months ago

    No, before you think.

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    cdward  5 months ago

    He’s not wrong.

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    sandpiper  5 months ago

    Cal, any number of average folks and most pols have that problem

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    jagedlo  5 months ago

    Are you sure, Calvin? In some states, Moe may stay out of jail or get released early…

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    'IndyMan'  5 months ago

    I guess I was lucky, didn’t have a ‘bully’ in grade school, had a couple in high school but one little move one Friday night after a basketball game got me ‘clear sailing’ for the rest of my time in school ! ! ! !

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    Just-me  5 months ago

    Calvin, engage brain before putting mouth in gear, don’t engage them simultaneously.

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    MS72  5 months ago

    Moe has nice Bowling form.

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    Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member 5 months ago

    I’m surprized Moe understood all of thoze big words. Actually, maybe he didn’t, and he just punched Calvin for making him feel mentally inferior.

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    WestNYC Premium Member 5 months ago

    Moe should be sent to juuvy now until he’s 18, then onto the big house.

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    happyinvenice23  5 months ago

    Sometimes that’s everyone’s problem!

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    smsrt  5 months ago

    True on both accounts, Calvin. True enough.

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    Egrayjames  5 months ago

    I had a bully like that back in 6th. grade. He was twice as big as any of the other kids because he been “left behind”. Nowadays they let the kids pass onto the next grade.

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    minty_Joe  5 months ago

    Sigh, here we go again…

    Kids, don’t bully your peers. Treat each with respect and kindness. It’s not worth the internal anguish, ongoing depression, anxiety and mental issues we victims face daily afterwards.

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    mindjob  5 months ago

    We never know why Moe wants to pound Calvin to begin with

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    kunddog  5 months ago

    Moe’s defense, he can’t take a joke, I was just kidding, I just touch him and he fell down.

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    cosman  5 months ago

    When I joined kindergarten, Mom advised, "If a bully bothers you, cross your eyes at him & slowly say “i KARMA you!” They ended up best buds..

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    freshmeet2030  5 months ago

    Shouldn’t parrot his bike-riding dad’s wisdom to the less fortunate

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    Spacetech  5 months ago

    Moe will get a Tattoo at 12, join a Gang as 13 and die by 15.. Sad Moe… And his Mother Beats him..

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    mistercatworks  5 months ago

    This is like people who mouth off to police even where there is no one else around to be “impressed” by their “brilliance”.

    I always limit my responses to “Yes, sir.” “No, sir.” “See you in court, sir.”

    Who needs that kind of grief?

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    BiggerNate91  5 months ago

    The curse of the mouth moving faster than the brain is something I have to deal with every day of my life.

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    MFRXIM Premium Member 5 months ago

    Moe changed his name toDonald and ran for President.

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    g04922  5 months ago

    LOL.. probably one of the best comebacks Calvin has had in awhile…But it came at a price.

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    Don Rodriquez  5 months ago

    No truer words have ever been said!

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  5 months ago

    For Moe, that sounds like a good deal. Says a lot about him.

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    hagarthehorrible  5 months ago

    Fella, for time being think about the premiums of health insurance. The tax for prison can wait.

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