Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 23, 2023

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    codycab  8 months ago

    I’m surprised Moe didn’t tear up that paper.

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    BE THIS GUY  8 months ago

    Sue Moe’s parents and the school district.

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    jagedlo  8 months ago

    Even more so these days, Calvin!

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    Robert4170  8 months ago

    When do you take responsibility for your actions, Calvin?

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    hariseldon59  8 months ago

    He’d be in jail for assault and battery if they were adults.

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    dl_supertroll  8 months ago

    Huh, is the school bully Israeli?

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    netwolf  8 months ago

    Wondering why his parents haven’t noticed he’s getting beaten up so often

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    Imagine  8 months ago

    I’m surprised Moe didn’t pull out an NDA in response.

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    Guy from southern Indiana  8 months ago

    I wonder if Moe signed.

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    DaveG1960  8 months ago

    Just put an X down, the likes of Moe won’t know the difference……

    (I hate bullies, they deserve everything they get)….

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 8 months ago

    And what’s this at the bottom of the page.

    Oh, that’s the sanity clause.

    Ha! You can’t fool me. There’s no such thing as Sanity Clause.

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    Just-me  8 months ago

    Calvin is lucky the piece of paper was not shove deeply into an orifice where it would be difficult and uncomfortable to remove…

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    chuckcork1  8 months ago

    Bullies tend to not have the money. So their victims have to sue the schools instead.

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    'IndyMan'  8 months ago

    Moe can’t read, much less understand the words, Calvin is saying ! ! !

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  8 months ago

    he must have seen todays non-sequitur

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    dflak  8 months ago

    Moe reminds me of some of the students on some high school football teams: the coach doesn’t hand in the roster until he sees who can make bail.

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    Prey  8 months ago

    Bet Calvin doesn´t need lunch anymore!

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    rhpii  8 months ago

    Insure? No. He needs to be bonded.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 8 months ago

    Still true today. Though I am more than ready to hold other people responsible for my actions.

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    Joey D.  8 months ago

    I loveCalvin and Hobbes but hate the abuse and violence of Calvin

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    royq27  8 months ago

    So, Moe can read-or at least pretend…

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    Spacetech  8 months ago

    Moe is currently serving 89 years to life. He’s going through gender transition surgery and knits.

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    Zebrastripes  8 months ago

    Calvin’s right! Not even the schools take responsibility….they know who the bullies are but don’t do anything…..they can’t afford the bad press because residents won’t vote for their multiple levels.

    From personal experiences…..

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    SofaKing  8 months ago

    Moe grew up to be a Republican congressman.

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    mistercatworks  8 months ago

    You’re lucky the paramedics don’t make you sign forms.

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    chinook12345  8 months ago

    Moe grew up to be a leftist bully

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    locake  8 months ago

    Moe can’t read.

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    mindjob  8 months ago

    Moe was lost at the word “statement”

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    KEA  8 months ago

    They should have one of those for arms manufacturers

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    FRITH RA  8 months ago

    I have a story of Steve Jobs, while in Jr. High, getting a bully to sign a receipt for Steve’s backpack that he (the bully) stole. I told the story to Steve’s widow at the funeral and she laughed and declared it “So very Steve Jobs”

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    andrew.scharnhorst  8 months ago

    Gee, you’d’a thunk that’d work.

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    hagarthehorrible  8 months ago

    Calvin is tailor made for lawyer. The terms and conditions need improvement for boneheads.

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    gantech  8 months ago

    Had Moe been a bit smarter, What Calvin said to him might have made for a good confusion induction (nod and a wink to all the hypnotists out there), and then Calvin could have snuck in a suggestion to not get beaten up.

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    hitman4cookies  8 months ago

    Like Calvin should talk.

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    mrwiskers  8 months ago

    This is so one sided. We haven’t heard from any bullies to tell their side. If you are a bully or are a reformed bully, I’d like to hear your stories.

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