Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 07, 2020


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 5 months ago

    Old geezer Dad would love to challenge you to a bike race.

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    Space_Owl on GoComics  5 months ago

    Just be wary of that arthritis Calvin.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  5 months ago

    fabulous when you get into adulthood, isn’t it?

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    Concretionist  5 months ago

    Calvin doesn’t realize it yet, but old joints just don’t move that fast… and even sadder, my mind seems to require a little more TLC to reach operative speed these days.

    But I sure do believe that he’ll be going like a maniac until he isn’t able to.

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    SHIVA  5 months ago

    I just don’t think he’ll live that long!!

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    RobertRomero  5 months ago

    Typical kid. Thinks he knows it all, and his parents are clueless.

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    in.amongst  5 months ago

    When you are a geezer ;ike your dad, Calvin, am sure you will be fount of all knowledge and activity.

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    codycab  5 months ago

    You may need to stock up on Tylenol before that happens, Calvin.

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    sirbadger  5 months ago

    You retire, you move fast, a pandemic hits, then you go into lock down.

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    M2MM  5 months ago

    When you retire, you have less to do (that requires you to do them nonetheless), but you tend to slow down because the optional activities are OPTIONAL. They can wait until tomorrow, or next week, next month, next year. :)

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    whahoppened  5 months ago

    At some point you stop building and switch to maintenance. Then you get rid of it if your energy holds out.

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    Pokemon  5 months ago

    Why do I feel like this is a philosiphical Sunday during the week

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    Carolyn Saunders  5 months ago

    I see a hint of depression in Hobbes’s comment

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    fuzzbucket  5 months ago

    I’ve never seen Calvin’s grandparents. Did they skip town?

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    dave1960  5 months ago

    I used to walk like an Egyptian, now I walk like a Geisha…

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    Cpeckbourlioux  5 months ago

    And we all know that kid ain’t never gonna be a geezer.

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    Mr_Cool  5 months ago

    He’s driving the cart like a maniac so I guess he’s a geezer already.

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    c.davies Premium Member 5 months ago

    Take it from a geezer: you won’t

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    cubswin2016  5 months ago

    So how would that be any different from what Calvin does now?

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    Tomscomics70  5 months ago

    Keep going Calvin, right attitude!

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    jpayne4040  5 months ago

    My sentiments exactly, Hobbes!

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    Kaputnik  5 months ago

    For myself and other semi-old people that I’ve observed, we may have cut back on the physical activity, but we’re going like maniacs trying to learn all the things we never made time for when we were younger. Calvin has an inquisitive mind and an active imagination. I’d bet that he’ll be that kind of old[er] man.

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    pheets  5 months ago

    Each destination holds similar. The journey is ever changing. Takes some time and experience to know there is much to be had along the way and to want to enjoy the sights en route.

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    MichaelHelwig  5 months ago

    It’s a good thing it’s a flying wagon. Those tiny wheels would never work in that terrain.

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    admiree2  5 months ago

    Change the pronoun and cue Sembello’s song from Flashdance.

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    marilynnbyerly  5 months ago

    Regret or relief at having or not having a brat like you really slows down older adult brains.

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    Vangoghdog01  5 months ago

    I would, if I could, but I can’t, so I don’t.

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    Whatcouldgowrong  5 months ago

    I’m going as fast as bad knees, bad hips, loss of ability to balance, and dimming eyesight will allow. I pretend that I’m stopping to smell the roses, but I’m actually just catching my breath—my sense of smell isn’t working all that well either.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Now that I am at the other end of the arc I would indeed be going faster than ever, if I could just remember what it is that I was going to do. Anyone know where I left the car keys? (Joking!)

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  5 months ago

    “Slow down and enjoy the journey” would be one advise. That and “Get off my lawn”.

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    favm  5 months ago

    If dad, who is probably in his twenties, is and old geezer that could be my grandson, what does that makes me? a dinosaur?

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    august1266  5 months ago

    I was never in a hurry to get anywhere. I figured, where ever I was going would still be there when I got there.

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    Rose Madder Premium Member 5 months ago

    Dad is a geezer? No grandparents – or do they refuse to visit?

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    gantech  5 months ago

    Last thing you want to hear from an ADHD kid.

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    djtenltd  5 months ago

    What a wonderful thing for Hobbs to look forward to.

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    WCraft Premium Member 5 months ago

    If only the comic had continued and we could’ve witnessed that…sigh.

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    kab2rb  5 months ago

    Oh I bet you will Calvin. Yet older folk just cannot move that fast.

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    Troglodyte  5 months ago

    Dad will never get up to speed on your way of thinking, Cal!

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    mistercatworks  5 months ago

    People drive slowly who NEED to drive slowly. It will happen to you; be patient.

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    rshive  5 months ago

    Works fine, Calvin. Until you have to hit the brakes.

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    kathleenhicks62  5 months ago

    If he makes it to that age.

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  5 months ago

    You say that now, Calvin, but wait until things start hurting. Knees, hips, back, plantar fascia, etc. Then you’ll just be glad to be able to get up and do enough moving around so that, in the words of a physical therapist, “The motion is the lotion”.

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    DCBakerEsq  5 months ago

    I’ve gotten much faster at several activities. Just ask Mrs. Baker.

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    StackableContainers  5 months ago

    Being an adult is exhausting…that’s why so many of them want to go to sleep early.

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    davidp05201  5 months ago

    I’m a geezer big time and don’t have enough energy to go big time, but I sometimes act like Calvin. It’s not like I have an employer to enrage… :)

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    AnthonyVelasco  4 months ago

    Calvin is a wise idiot

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