Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 26, 2019


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 7 months ago

    Why some couples have separate bedrooms.

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    Sugar Bombs 95  7 months ago

    My dad’s snore was a high-pitched whining, like a mosquito.

    When I was a little kid sleeping in my parents’ room, it woke both me and my mom up and freaked us out.

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    Farside99  7 months ago

    Wow! He sounds just like a jake brake. How does he do that? Can I learn to do that too?

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    codycab  7 months ago

    Some parents can only be comforting for so long.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  7 months ago

    snoring sounding like trucks shifting… uh-huh

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 7 months ago

    My dog Sango was having a dream this morning, barking, yipping and growling all with his mouth closed. Very cute!

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    Farside99  7 months ago

    Once in awhile, my wife gets a snore going that sounds like a baby dinosaur with its leg caught in a trap. Entertaining for awhile, but then I go sleep on the couch.

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    kwells328  7 months ago

    Trucks downshifting on the highway… hilarious.

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    Watcher  7 months ago

    I guess downshifting is better than backfiring.

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    bluram  7 months ago

    I’ll say one thing about Calvin, he doesn’t miss any words, he tells it like it is!

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    dave1960  7 months ago

    The bond between a boy and his tiger…

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    Troglodyte  7 months ago

    When Dad has “sound” sleep, he really means it!

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    jpayne4040  7 months ago

    Maybe that’s at least part of the reason Calvin can’t sleep!

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    Barry1941  7 months ago

    I was married to a woman that denied that she snored. So I recorded her one night doing it.

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    M2MM  7 months ago

    I love how Calvin is simply a male version of his mom. :D

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    J. R. Schwarzenhammer Premium Member 7 months ago

    The technical term is “Jake brakes”. Many communities outlaw trucks using Jake brakes.

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    DanFlak  7 months ago

    My ancestors come from a place where it gets very cold in the winter. Though Darwinian survival my clan developed sinuses the size of Carlsbad Caverns. It means heat loss due to breathing happens there and not in the core where the lungs are.

    The result is that my snores are not measured in decibels; they are measured using the Richter scale.Also my sneezes are epic. I can set off a car alarm at 100 paces.

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    jruckman  7 months ago

    I grew up in southern California, very close to a hill on a major highway that became a freeway. The sound of jake-braking trucks was my lullaby.

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    rshive  7 months ago

    Could have been trucks downshifting. When we moved from “town” to the “suburbs”, we had trouble getting to sleep for a while because of the lack of background noise. We had been on a hill on the main highway through town.

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    BiggerNate91  7 months ago

    Tigers are very comforting, huh?

    …I believe it.

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    Louis in Joliet  7 months ago

    I knew I snored, but I jokingly denied it. Until… the kitty in my avatar photo had enough of my snoring and stuck his paw in my mouth to make it stop. I have now corrected my snoring.

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    SweetSinger  7 months ago

    She’s a supermom, all right.

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    kab2rb  7 months ago

    When my parents were alive, my dad claimed her never snored, my mom proved her point and recorded him, then played to his uncle, dad was so mad. With my husband working long hours I tell him to go to bed and I wait over an hour then turn in. I read a book. When traveling on vacation I just suffered it out.

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    DCBakerEsq  7 months ago

    My snoring doesn’t bother me.

    Until my wife whacks me.

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    Old Guy  7 months ago

    Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

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    OneSmith  7 months ago

    This one is a classic. Laugh every time I read it!

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    VVWVV   7 months ago

    I like this arc.

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    oh2bsane  7 months ago

    Tomorrow will be all-telling. Get ready for the Big Reveal!!! (what Hobbes was up to)

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    Agapostemon  7 months ago

    Steady snoring per se isn’t all that bad. It’s the long pauses and the sudden snorts that bear checking out.

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    Altar_Ego  7 months ago

    Jake Brake!

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    fgerbil46  7 months ago

    I was once told by a fellow Sergeant that I sounded like a deuce and a half (2 1/2 ton military truck) going uphill in second gear when I snored!

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    joefearsnothing  7 months ago

    Sounds more like the “Jake Brake”! ;o{

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    samhuff  7 months ago

    Wait till you get home Calvin, your religion is threatened.

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    namelocdet  7 months ago

    Random thought… I just noticed, Calvin’s hair is blonde. His parents hair is black. Hmmm

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    Bookworm  7 months ago

    When I was in basic training, sleeping in the barracks, I discovered I did, in fact, have the ability to go without sleep for pretty extended periods. The snoring sounded like an operating saw mill colliding with a engaged car crusher during a boulder landslide, only noisier.

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    Tom O'Bedlam  7 months ago

    My MIL’s snoring could keep me awake from 50 ft away through 2 closed doors. Her husband was lucky to be almost deaf.

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    Dgwphotos  7 months ago

    Only Calvin could find sleeping next to a tiger comforting…

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member 7 months ago

    " … while applying a Jake brake."

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    wiatr Premium Member 7 months ago

    My ex and I’s first apartment fronted a major highway through town. Two miles south there was a truck terminal. Every night the outbound trucks paraded past downshifting for the town’s only traffic light. Those were interspersed with the inbound trucks upshifting away from the light. It didn’t seem so bad on our honeymoon but once back to work… ARRRRGH!

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    rgcviper  7 months ago

    Subtle, Calvin. I’m sure Dad would love to hear that compliment once he wakes up, too …

    Made me laugh.

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    coffeeturtle  7 months ago

    that’s your future, kid

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    Moto Moto!  7 months ago

    Lol… true

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