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Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for May 22, 2020

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    Brian  Premium Member 11 days ago

    Dainty, Elvis.

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    Yoshi  11 days ago

    This is sort of a similar to yesterday’s comment, but look at Elvis’s face in the first panel panel.

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    Le'letha Premium Member 11 days ago

    Goldie’s little taken-aback “Moi?” paw in the first panel – so sweet!

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    dmah  11 days ago

    Everything Elvis does is Dignity Personified, I know this … but right now he looks like an unholy hybrid of a vacuum and an angler fish!

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    Jayfbird1969  11 days ago

    I guess if Elvis is going to snarf, he will do it in a dignified manner. Just a Hoover would. Snarf up that kitty crack Elbiss!

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    saobadao  11 days ago

    Goldie girl is so appreciative…she can’t believe all this goodness is for her….

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    Catmom  11 days ago

    She will come to know the word “treats” very quickly, as all kitties who care for treats do.

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    ctlum  11 days ago

    Good Boys and Good Girls deserve treats all the time!

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    Dirty Dragon  11 days ago

    Does Tijuana Gold come in a catnip?

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    WelshRat Premium Member 11 days ago

    Goldie, eat them quickly. There are no rules in the Elvis eatery… He’s a group gobbler.

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    Gent  11 days ago

    It’s like when a poor hungry cub tastes picanic basket goodies for the first time. sniff!

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    The Colonel  11 days ago

    If I was Colonel Parker I’d be taking legal action over Elvis’s face in that last panel.

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    catmom1360 Premium Member 11 days ago

    Goldie’s tongue, so cute and long.

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    Jungle Empress  11 days ago

    RL comparison: I think this was Blossom’s reaction to finding a flavor of wet food that she likes!

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    PammWhittaker  11 days ago

    I’m not ashamed to admit I teared up a little… Georgia, I am SO glad you adopted Goldie! XXX

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    amethyst52 Premium Member 11 days ago

    Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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    Quabaculta  11 days ago

    If Goldie’s eyebrows go any higher they’ll be in orbit.

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    cat19632001  10 days ago

    Goldie could have tried the chicky-dinner flavored treats if a certain Siamese hadn’t scarfed them all. Just saying.

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    cat19632001  10 days ago

    Are the People ready for horkage on their bed again?

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    cat19632001  10 days ago

    Panel three is a definite “light switch has flipped on” moment.

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    Annie McD  10 days ago

    For you, there’ll be no crying

    For you, the sun will be shining

    ’Cause we feel that when you get treats

    It’s all right – you know it’s right

    And your brothers keep eating, then they

    Want some more

    And you’ll have treats, you’ll have them, you’ll have them

    Like never before

    To you, we would give the world

    To you, we’d never be cruel

    ‘Cause we feel that now you’re with us

    It’s all right, you know it’s right

    And we’ll always keep singing ’cause you

    Know the score

    That you are loved, you are loved, you are loved

    Like never before, like never before

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i8Pntyu-NM

    Songbird – Fleetwood Mac

    Songwriter: Christine Mcvie

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    TampaFanatic1  10 days ago

    I am not sure which expression of Elvis is funnier, here when he is “snarking” up the Party Mix or the shocked scowl when he realized that he was eating the “senior” formula kitty food. Anyhow, yay for Goldie, getting a taste of the good life!!!!!

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    deadheadzan Premium Member 10 days ago

    Lupin’s expression in the last panel looks pensive…like he is thinking about what Goldie’s backstory is.

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    fashionblvd  10 days ago

    “For a tasty treat that can’t be beat, try Yum Yum Kitty Kat Spider Treats.”

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    tatempleman  10 days ago

    And just like that, Goldie’s new world just got a little sweeter!

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    keltii  10 days ago

    my 2 girls Lexus age 14 and Ally age 1. Lexus is Elvis and will scarf fast, Ally is dainty and eats slowly, and allows Lexus to “steal” her share.

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    cat19632001  10 days ago

    The way Elvis is snarfing up the treats, he’s going to start trying to eat the spots on the linoleum soon.

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    anne o  10 days ago

    OT: Yesterday Zada, one of my elderly cats, had a stroke. The vet agreed that she didn’t appear to be suffering or even very conscious and that it would be all right to keep her comfortable at home until she died. I was holding her on the sofa and one of the former ferals, an old cat who’d seen a lot of death, surprised me by coming over and snuggling close to the sick cat who had not been her friend and purring loudly as if to comfort her. It was so touching! Zada died a short while later. It was as good an experience as something sad can be.

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    Fuzz  10 days ago

    She lived a sad life… UNTIL NOW

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    Fuzz  10 days ago

    Georgia, What was your reaction when she tasted the kitty treats? From, Puck. (P.S. I’m Puck! Pls Buy more Chicky Dinner flavor!

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    ladykat Premium Member 10 days ago

    Goldie’s expression in the second panel is priceless, as she tentatively reaches out to taste her first treat.

    OFF TOPIC: Yes, people, I’m back as myself on my trusty laptop. I phoned my IT guy and he talked me through taking the battery out, as it is deader than the proverbial doornail and will no longer charge. Now, I just have to jump through a few hoops so I can access my e-mails on my laptop. Every time I started to do this yesterday, I got distracted until I ran out of tries.

    Paul seems to be a bit better. He was up for five hours yesterday. With the doctor’s blessing, I have again increased the amount he gets per hour through his feeding tube, and also the overall amount he gets each day. He seems to be tolerating it. His mom and stepdad are going to visit today, which should improve his mood.

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    losflemings  10 days ago

    ELVIS IS KILLING IT

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    losflemings  10 days ago

    the only reason that i read this comic is because the cats are so darn CUTE!!!!!

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    musikmsg  10 days ago

    Topher is my oldest cat, also of four, and he and Elvis could be twins. Very demanding of Mom time, inhales food like he’s been starved of it for a week (will shove the other cats out of the way of theirs because he ALWAYS finishes eating first), but with a little Puck thrown in – he likes to stay out of fights, his heart is too kind and gentle for that.

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    stairsteppublishing  10 days ago

    Elvis! Mind your manners.

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    GSD Mom Premium Member 10 days ago

    Off-topic, but in a similar vein to this story arc.

    Yesterday, Bella came home from day boarding without her collar. That happens now and then, especially when they are busy. For Conan, it was no big deal, but I could tell Bella was upset the moment she and Papa came in the gate and he took her harness off. She just stood there, instead of racing over to me or taking off to sniff out everything that had visited her yard. She just look dejected and lost (the same way she did after we rescued her). When she did come, she was hesitant and cringing away. sob!

    It didn’t take too long to realize the problem; she came into the shelter as a stray with no collar, and was returned to the shelter after her first adopter developed health issues … every time she was taken to the shelter, it was without her collar! I quickly located Conan’s old Christmas collar (it has a buckle and holes, so it could be adjusted to fit her much smaller neck).

    As simple as that, all was well with her soul.

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    Nuliajuk  10 days ago

    Ha ha, Elvis is exactly like my big male Siamese. We call him Gannet Boy when he’s inhaling treats.

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    diskus Premium Member 10 days ago

    Elvis is on route to perform the vomit comet

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    Rockaway, NY  10 days ago

    The gateway to chicky-dinner!

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    djlong2015 Premium Member 10 days ago

    Elvis’ unsaid statement (based on expression and behavior) – “I want ALL the kitty treats! They are MINE”.

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    hfelder7219  10 days ago

    You don’t usually see the gang on all fours. More catlike than usual today!

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    azevedan  10 days ago

    Wait until the Party Mix comes out!

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    Louis in Joliet  10 days ago

    Holy Smokes! Tossing out kitty treats like confetti! If I did that, my cat would be urping up the treats within 10 minutes. I can only put out 2 at time. If I happen to drop 3, it is a risk.

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    The Pro from Dover  10 days ago

    Careful you don’t want to get sick Goldie

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    Kitty Katz  10 days ago

    Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

    Serfig-Aro: Hear ye, hear ye! Today Her Majesty Queen Catshepsut the Golden has declared it to be Cat Treat day!

    The Cat Subjects: Nommy, Nom, Nom!

    Serfig-Aro: The Royal Staff, Puckmosis and Beatrixia, will see that the treats are distributed throughout the land!

    The Cat Subjects: Nommy, Nom, Nom!

    Serfig-Aro: Let us show our gratitude to the spiders, who made the treats possible!

    The Cat Subjects: Nommy, Nom, Nom!

    Serfig-Aro: And we declare the spiders are our friends and not food!

    The Cat Subjects: Aw, oh well if you insist.

    Serfit-Aro: And now, treats for all!

    The Cat Subjects: Snarf!

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    A R V reader  10 days ago

    The way Elvis eats, Goldie may never get to the chicky -dinner treat, nor anyone in that matter.

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    Foxbear  10 days ago

    Look, I’m not saying that this quarantine has damaged our ability to communicate, but I went to the pet store the other day for some dental treats and couldn’t find them. I went up to the stocker lady and she smiled and asked (in words) “Can I help you?” I kid you not, all I could do was stare blankly at her for several seconds before reaching up with all four of the fingers on one hand and tapping at my jaw. I managed to actually say. “Cats! Teeth! Clean!”The lady smiled sagely and nodded. “Our dental treats are right this way,” she said and led me to the kitty treats. (They had chicken.) I finally managed to make proper sentences after a moment but it was a dang good thing the pet store lady spoke Isolated Nutjob.

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    Susanna Premium Member 10 days ago

    Georgia posted picture of Puck helping the Boy with is online learning:

    https://www.instagram.com/p/CAdeBnIJ29b/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

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    BobDrobneck  10 days ago

    Snarf!

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    Hatter  10 days ago

    Cute little Puckie talking with his cheeks full.

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    Beloved  10 days ago

    Watch-out, Georgia! Have a magazine ready for when Elvis starts looking for a rug, shoe, or prized possession to hork on. You can shove it between him and his target to thwart the hork before it hits its intended target. Easier clean-up!

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  10 days ago

    I would just like to remind everyone that everything Elvis does is dignified.

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    I of course have no particular reason to remind everyone of that, not at all. Apropos of nothin’. Just a random PSA.

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    SillyJammy  10 days ago

    SNARF!

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    Hedgehog  10 days ago

    A Pucky ‘thumbs up’!

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    cat19632001  10 days ago

    Is Elvis even chewing these or just swallowing them whole?

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    poppet bear  10 days ago

    OT

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    Andylit Premium Member 10 days ago

    The woman, also known as “The Num-Num Giver”.

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    willie_mctell  10 days ago

    Goldie, feline greatness.

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    Andylit Premium Member 10 days ago

    Trixie Update:

    Nothing earth shattering, just slow wonderful progress. The horrible scruffy vicious feral monster is no longer recognizable as such. Trixie will be seen grooming as much or more than the others in the house. Always working on a fur knot or cleaning between the beans. If you recall, we originally had to clean her feet every 2-3 days and wet brush her.

    The kitchen is her favorite place. She is most comfortable there but is now roaming the house at will. In fact, the last few days I have discovered her lounging on our headboard. With a look of “What? Shut your mouth before the flies go in.” She even comes up on the bed in the AM for short periods. Sits (on my feet) and stares at the sleeping Num-Num Giver. I exist only as furniture.

    She will sometimes allow rubbies in the living room. Our living room is actually “free range” territory. Trixie and her 2 broods act as if they are wild cats on the African veldt, basking and stalking but rarely allowing the big dumb humans to approach. These are the same mush brains who assault you in any other room demanding rubbies and other good things.

    In the kitchen Trixie shows the depths of her domestic yet aloof transformation. She rarely wakes up on her favorite chair when we come in and do kitchen things. If she does it is that one lazy eyelid and the look of “Hey, people are sleeping here.” Strange thing. If she is in the kitchen but not asleep she somehow always manages to cross your path and then stop. “No, this is just a coincidence, no I’m not looking at you (aloof aloof aloof) but I wouldn’t be terribly upset if you surprised me with some rubbies and butt skritchies. The brush? Oh I couldn’t. Well, if you insist, just a little.”

    I don’t know if she will ever allow herself to be picked up, but the level at which she actually seeks out contact is stunning. An adult feral. Absolutely amazing.

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    Incognito  10 days ago

    >:3

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    amanda.elliott3619  10 days ago

    awe <3 love Goldies tongue

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    scaeva  10 days ago

    Today is Goth Day, and they deserve it. No, not the modern “goths,” most of whom probably don’t know much about their historical namesake. It is generally accepted that historical Goths are culturally connected with the earliest documented inhabitants of a region in north Poland (Weilbark Culture), and there are cultural links to southern Sweden. From this region they gradually migrated southeast into a region roughly around modern Ukraine. It was from there that they began to interact and come in conflict with the Roman Empire.

    Their reputation as a destructive force is based on their military prowess, but their destructiveness has its roots in Roman diplomatic bungling and cultural decline. Their treatment by the Romans was nothing short of barbaric. The Goths were, in fact, fairly advanced and civilized. They had a written language, though almost none is preserved, and used Runic inscriptions (remember the Scandinavian connection). Technologically they were advanced as the Romans, with the exception of architecture. What they lacked was central organization. By the time they began to achieve it, possibly due to Hunnic influence and domination, they had ample reasons for contempt and even hatred for Rome. Although they put an end to the Western Roman Empire, their destructiveness is vastly exaggerated in “popular” history and the writings of some late Roman authors. Their history is long, complex, and worthy of study. They are noted for their humane treatment of those they conquered, unlike many of their contemporaries. Unfortunately, their name has been misused in popular culture for centuries, if not millennia.

    Not funny, today, but definitely ironic.

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    tabby.net  10 days ago

    Awww sweet Goldie girl.

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    VVWVV  10 days ago

    Anyone noticed that what she is wearing and the floor have the same color?

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    scaeva  10 days ago

    Okay, all you cat servants, check out today’s “Non-sequitur.” https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2020/05/22?ct=v&cti=1491470

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    debra4life  10 days ago

    Doesn’t it look as though her tongue is coming out of her nose?

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    SquawkTron  10 days ago

    Indeed, Puck, the chicky-dinner flavor is good.

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    Cohen ahokas   10 days ago

    you guys big nate fans if you dont know about it is sper funny

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    serenasakitty  10 days ago

    Love Goldie’s little tongue delicately picking up a treat.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 10 days ago

    Dang! Elvis is a real treat monster!

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    DogLover796  10 days ago

    These comic strips are cute

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    Mx Crazy Cat Person  10 days ago

    You can rely on Puck to give food reviews.

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    mistercatworks  10 days ago

    The domestication process is so mysterious. My cats have now trained me to enjoy giving them treats.

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    knight1192a  10 days ago

    How uncouth, expecting Goldie and the boys to eat treats off the floor.

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    cat19632001  10 days ago

    Goldie best watch her tail or Elvis might snarf it.

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    KL Premium Member 10 days ago

    AWWWWWWW…. sweet little Goldie!

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    BillJackson2  10 days ago

    OT: Leila

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    mountaingreenery.  10 days ago

    Hooray!! Goldie is finally living the good life that she deserves.

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    kittylover.truitt Premium Member 10 days ago

    Oh my goodness you guys! Just watched the sweetest looney toones about flying cats :) so sweeet

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