Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 15, 2024

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    Need coffee  about 1 month ago

    The second type slays the dragon like a good standup comedian slays the audience.

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    Imagine  about 1 month ago

    Do marshmallows slay dragons?

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    jasonsnakelover  about 1 month ago

    One time there were three types of dragon slayers altogether.

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    Mediatech  about 1 month ago

    The nerve of them. Poaching an endangered species.

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    p1eacemaker  about 1 month ago

    Just leave Henry alone.

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 1 month ago

    What is something that stresses out a dragon?

    Blowing out birthday candles on their own cake.
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    littlejohn Premium Member about 1 month ago

    How is it easy to find out how much a dragon weighs?

    They come with scales.

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Dragons have to sleep during the day so they can fight knights.

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 1 month ago

    The only reason that the dragon wanted to cross the road was to eat some chicken.

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 1 month ago
    What do you say to a dragon that complains about the heat?

    You tell them to shut their mouth.

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    dbrucepm  about 1 month ago

    and the battle drags on

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    LadyPeterW  about 1 month ago

    A word to Knights: be careful how you approach dragons, for you are crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside & taste great with ketchup!

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    Just_Karl  about 1 month ago

    “Dragonslayer” (1981) was a great movie. I just watched it again this past weekend.

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    Just-me  about 1 month ago

    They’re cooking now.

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    rockyridge1977  about 1 month ago

    Waste not want not!

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    elbow macaroni  about 1 month ago

    Looks like zero dragon slayers.

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  about 1 month ago

    Cassadorius Rex- Dragon slayer!

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    95  about 1 month ago

    Squeezable sport-drink bottle of carbon tetrachloride (yeah, I know; illegal) to spray in the dragon’s face when he inhales for the next blast, might put out his pilot light if he’s old enough to not have a modern snap-igniter. Haven’t figured a way to get around the impervious-scales situation.

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    bwswolf  about 1 month ago

    No use wasting a good flame ….. might as well take advantage of the flame to make S’mores …….. :)

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  about 1 month ago

    One supplies his own last meal.

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    awcoffman  about 1 month ago

    I don’t see any dragons being slain here.

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    Cincoflex  about 1 month ago

    Roasters and toasters!

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    tcayer  about 1 month ago

    Rodney, to his credit, is in front of the wall. Marshmallow dude is hiding!

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    markkahler52  about 1 month ago

    The Wiz might not like you taking after Henry like that!

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    Goat from PBS  about 1 month ago

    What’s the first type?

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    DKHenderson  about 1 month ago

    Maybe if he offered to share the marshmallows with the dragon….

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    LONNYMARQUEZ  about 1 month ago

    where are the smores

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    MichiganMitten  about 1 month ago

    Until some chucklehead lists dragons as an endangered species.

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    daleandkristen  about 1 month ago

    I like mine flaming and burnt on the outside, please…..

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    geese28  about 1 month ago

    Donkey’s girlfriend?

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