Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 07, 2023

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    C  9 months ago

    I’ll drink to that

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    soundcomm  9 months ago

    Where’s Bung?

    You’d think he’d be monopolizing the cooler!

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    The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 9 months ago

    Booze in a cone paper cup, I gotta try that

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    oldpine52  9 months ago

    Now he’s in the spirit of things.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 9 months ago

    Eat your heart out Jack Daniels.

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    Zykoic  9 months ago

    One company I worked for had Saturday monthly business operations reviews. Lots of data reviewed with supplements of cigars and booze.

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    Jml58  9 months ago

    Has the cooler been filled with vodka or akvavit?

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    jasonsnakelover  9 months ago

    Considering you can get your spells to do your work for you while you sit, it shouldn’t bother you.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  9 months ago

    How dry i…hic

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    DaveG1960  9 months ago

    Bung’s idea I suppose……

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member 9 months ago

    Did Bung stock the candy machine too?

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    jagedlo  9 months ago

    Extra-strength Dos Equis?

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    dflak  9 months ago

    Free doughnuts and other employee amenities: what management does to compensate for exploiting their employees. Bread and Circuses for the corporate world.

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    rockyridge1977  9 months ago

    Fringe benefits!!!!

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 9 months ago

    Gathering around the poor no cooler.

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    JoeStoppinghem Premium Member 9 months ago

    Saturday?

    How about showing up during a weekday? For those “working from home”, while some of us have to show up every weekday.

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    assrdood  9 months ago

    Call it fortified “DiHydrogen Oxide”.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Not a bad idea. The back to the office movement could use a little XXX lubrication. …wait. triple X? hummm.

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    Goat from PBS  9 months ago

    Yikes, that’s one way to go home early.

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    ladykat  9 months ago

    Now THAT’S a water cooler!

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    Need coffee  9 months ago

    Used to work at a company that had a beer fridge, which everyone had agreed to only open after working hours and be responsible about.

    Then, senior management told one of our engineers that he had to move to the division in rural Quebec (after promising him when he was hired that they’d never do that).

    He proceeded to start drinking at 10 am on his last day in our office, and was too drunk to be admitted to Canada by the time the car arrived to take him to the Vancouver airport.

    He never went to Quebec, and he didn’t get fired, either…too difficult to replace his specialized technical skills.

    And the beer fridge stayed, although they did install a time lock.

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    Webby_dog  9 months ago

    Now I’m jealous that we don’t have that at work.

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    Mr. Impatient  9 months ago

    It makes for some great watercooler conversations.

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    eced52  9 months ago

    Is Bong in charge of the water cooler now?

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    T...  9 months ago

    Tres Equis, twas b4 it lost one of its equises…

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    garibaldi.hank  9 months ago

    Castlemaine XXXX

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    emryld333  9 months ago

    Bung petitioned for that.

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    wconerly28  9 months ago

    Never in a paper cup, but I’ve held many a red solo cup.

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